they're lab monkeys...don't worry, we don't put stuff in they're eye, or cut up their brain or anything like that...they're pets, but we call them lab monkeys so that we don't get in "trouble"

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And by pets, he means a practically inexhaustible and thoroughly delicious supply of the finest cuisine in the Smash Power forums! I'm just waiting to capture that monkey with the Nintendo hat and bright red shirt... he's a clever one... but lemme tell ya, I'm gonna make a mean stew out of that one, just you wait.
* BewareOfUmbrella ducks in time to dodge a peanut that comes flying out of a nearby vent.
The game is afoot!
* BewareOfUmbrella grabs a butcher's knife and climbs into the vent.