I planned to do this a while back but since then Mycroft has begun his own, so yeah...
Anything you can do I can do better ~
Well, I can't, but I have some free time between band practice and writing shit and I haven't played Crystal in a while.
WARNING I'm Arceus awful at screen caps. I took 93 of them for this and SPOILERS I'm only at Violet City. I am going to cut back.
I'm skipping a lot of shit and it's still a slow start.

WHY DON'T BURGER KING SELL THESE?!

Yo, Firebreather Paul!

Aww thanks, it is pretty impr...

...Ouch.

I have no idea how that could come from any train of thought ever.
ONWARDS TO ADVENT..shady characters :|
SECONDS LATER

No, I hate how this is the easiest first rival battle in the series :/

Si, Senor.

Aides have been all over my balls.

Can I get some personal space, dude?

ohmygodstrangerdanger.

STAY AWAY FROM ME

Oh, that was easier than I thought.
TEAM BUILDING EXCERCISE

NEW RECRUITS. BAD NICKNAMES.
I think I'm ready...

Note that Joey used a Great Ball to capture his Pokémon, it must be of a fairly high percentage.

Awwww shiiiiiitttt........

PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Oh shi- he is truly in the Top Percentage.

I never wish to see your face or hear your voice again.

I actually didn't mean to speak to him after the battle and ended up hammering A whilst fastforwarding, big mistake


War never changes.
WE MUST MOVE ON.
TEAM BUILDING EXCERCISE PART DEUX.

Meet Slippy the Poliwag and Bellsprout the Mycroft....wait...whatever.
I like how all the Pokemon caught so far have been caught at 1hp.

YEAH, MYCROFT!

I have a strange urge to poke something.
That's it for now, it's pretty long and if I do any future ones they will be shorter.
If you guys liked or disliked it give comments as to why and shit. Also if you were indifferent just say something unrelated.