LEAFGREEN GAEMZ (Now is a Nuzlocke run)

[Ethan Brooks (c)]

*EDIT* I am now doing a Nuzlocke run... heres pictures (I have already past getting first pokemon and the pokedex, so I have pictures after):

MAI SQUIRTLE IS JAPANESE


yeah, it's japanese too, but Poppo seems more of a boy name....


OMG LADY ARE YOU STEALING MY POKEMON?!?!  This is the first female team rocket member! :O


wait, I thought you were a nurse?  So you want my pokemon to die? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!


aww pidgey, I'm so proud of you, killing your own kind!


back in my day, you had to talk to a tree to get that potion!


yeah, cause I've TOTALLY never played a pokemon game in my life... sexist old man


NOOOOOOOOOOO A FORCED TUTORIAL!! DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT I CAUGHT A PIDGEY???


There's NO way he's gonna catch that Weedle with 1 Pokeball


...of course he did...  He didn't even frikkin weaken it!


welcome to the team!   I abuse love and care for all of my pokemon


If you saw the anime you would know why!


YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE!


YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO GET A CRITICAL!!  AND DON'T YOU DARE TAUNT ME WITH A LEVEL UP!!

Okay, that's all the pictures for now..

Stay tuned for.... Rival Battle 2 (optional fight)

[Evilskull]

So, should I do a regular run, a Nuzlocke run, or a solo run, or anything else random?  It will be on Pokemon LeafGreen!

Here's what you should do

1. Start with Bulbasaur
2. Only use Bulbasaur in battles (you can evolve him and whatnot)
3. Any other of your pokemon on your team should only be used for HMs and such.
4. If your Bulbasaur faints and you still have the other pokemon in your party, purposely lose the fight.

Idk, just something random, because Bulbasaur's one of my favorite Pokemon >.>

[Karoku (2100)©]

Here's what you should do

1. Start with Bulbasaur
2. Only use Bulbasaur in battles (you can evolve him and whatnot)
3. Any other of your pokemon on your team should only be used for HMs and such.
4. If your Bulbasaur faints and you still have the other pokemon in your party, purposely lose the fight.

Idk, just something random, because Bulbasaur's one of my favorite Pokemon >.>

5. Also, if you encounter an annoyingly common poke'mon such as Zubat, Tentacool, or even an irritating forester (i.e. Rattata, Sentret, Zigzagoon, Bidoof, etc.), catch it, release your starter Poke'mon, and use one of those for the rest of the game using only scratch and leer.

[Ethan Brooks (c)]

i dont know, using only bulbasaur would be super easy... I think I'll just do a normal run through, THEN do like a Nuzlocke run

[Karoku (2100)©]

i dont know, using only bulbasaur would be super easy... I think I'll just do a normal run through, THEN do like a Nuzlocke run

NAH!  Do the DOUCHELOCKE RUN!  'DA RULES:

1. Go to Poke'mon tier-sites.  Find the official tier-list and catch only the WORST POKE'MON OF YOUR AVAILABLE DEX (you can still catch others just to fill up your Poke'Dex info, including for purposes such as HMs but the rest of the NOT-suckage Poke'mon MUST aid you ONLY OUTSIDE of battles).
2. If you encounter an annoyingly common poke'mon such as Zubat, Tentacool, or even an irritating forester (i.e. Rattata, Sentret, Zigzagoon, Bidoof, etc.), catch it, release your starter Poke'mon, and use one of those for the rest of the game using only scratch and leer.
3. If you enter a battle against your rival and/or a Team/Gym Leader and/or an Elite Four member, BE sure to use ONE POKE'MON ONLY! (don't evolve them either.  Use an Everstone or just cancel their evolutions with B)
4. Scratch and Leer ONLY.  No complaints.  If a certain Poke'mon of the worst kind is unable to learn/use those moves, tackle and even water gun is allowed.
5. POKE'BALLS ONLY.  If by any chance you encounter a Legendary, just for the occasion, TMs such as Mean Look are allowed to keep the Poke'mon down for you to catch. (Trust me, I can make these rules Douchier if this is just too easy for you).
6. DO NOT rage-quit within battles, ESPECIALLY against people online
7. If your Poke'mon faints, release it, and consider it dead.  Also, if you plan to replace it, don't.  Wait approximately 24 hours of play-time before filling your party with another Poke'mon unless you require one for HM/travel purposes.  Other than that, they are strictly forbidden from battling.
8. You can ONLY name your Poke'mon as WE SEE FIT.  Innuendos--such as the last bit from the previous sentence--are allowed.
9. Do not sneak past a trainer if possible.  Beat the S*** out of that trainer (or trainers).  No excuses.
10. To make things interesting, healing items of all kinds are allowed INbattle, but strictly prohibited outside of battle.  This makes things tougher as the CPU usually has a chance to still hit you even after a full recovery when outside of battle, you can heal without worry of being interrupted or chipped off of damage.
11. You can only go to the Poke'mon Center TO HEAL if you are void of the items required in #10.  Remember.  Healing in centers and battles ONLY.
12. Another note on #11.  You cannot make repeated visits to the same Center.  If you need to heal before you go, have gotten or will get your ass kicked, you may make one last stop in the nearest Center.  After that, do not return to that establishment until you've completed your journey and have successfully arrived to the farthest Center OR the Center of your goal.
13. If you encounter a shiny, F*** IT AND LEAVE
14. If you lose with ALL your Poke'mon, consider yourself a fail at life.
15. There is no rule #15.
16. ^ This.
17. The Arcana is the means by which aaaaaall is revealed.
18. V That.
19. Ish mah age 8B
20. Look at me.
21. Now back to you.
22. Now back to me.
23. Now back to you.
24. Now back to me.
25. I'm on number 26.  The date of my Birthday.
26. This rule is now diamonds.
27. If you face any uber-powerful trainer, play the song "Burn My Dread" but sing it with style:  "BUUUUUUURN MAAAAAAH BREAAAAAAAAD!!!"
28. As soon as you are at your truest power and peak of strength, quickly thumbwrestle against Scott Pilgrim while having a stare-down against Chuck Norris.
29. Beat Dex and Mycroft at this entire game
30. If your Poke'mon ever catches the Poke'rus, change the name into "Bobby-Flu" and purposely mispell the stats and names through hacks.
31. There is no Rule #15.
32. Nor a #16.
33. But there is a rule #34.
34. OMG, DOUBLE-BATTLES!  DOUBLE-BATTLES ALL THE WAAAAAY!!!!
35. OMG DOUBLE 3S!  OMG IT'S LIKE THREE MCDONALDS TURNED 90 DEGREES CLOCKWISE!!!
36. Cartoon Network vs. Nickelodean.
37. Cartoon Network pwns.
38. Name your first Poke'mon "Bob" because I said so.
39. There are NEVAR too many rules!
40. If you read up to this far, be sure you've beaten all of the Gym Leaders, LOL
41. If you DID manage to do all of that, then you fail because you never read all the rules before playing.
42. Do not breed (unless it's for a friend).
43. Do not use rare-candies and stat-boost items.  Take GOOD care of your crappy Poke'mon.  You don't need any Eve-Training faggotry.  Eve-training is for pansies (jk jk, but a rule is a rule, so OBEY).
44. Law-in-your-country STATES that it is MANDATORY to beat this run at least ONCE in your life-time.  Premature deaths and those who have not heard of a DOUCHELOCKE RUN! or are dying are excused and may go to Heaven (or wherever their beliefs take them.... I am not a heartless un-religious person.  People go where they choose to go in the afterlife based on how they see it..... Yes, I am tolerant.... Go away now... shoo).
45. Stay here and listen.  I'm not done, lol.
46. Beat every Poke'mon Contest with the most unappealing Poke'mon ever =B
47. Phone Miguel on Skype and tell him "I LOVE YA BRAH!" with the dude-eist accent you can evar imitate.
48. Change your name to "Alberto" and stick with it for about 48 hours of PUBLICITY-TIEM (misspellings are done on purpose).
49. TIM*
50. TM**
51. ...
52. Speaking of which, HMs are not allowed in battle.
53. If your Poke'mon Party are at level 100 and you have achieved everything, save the file in a PENDRIVE, put it in a pot-pan or a stove, and cook that PENDRIVE and the Poke'mon in it for a good 'ol indoor BBQ.
54. Pffft, shyea right... You'd never beat the run
55. *COUGH* Kill Gex *COUGH*
56. Just kidding.... Kill Cloud instead.
57. Sing this song backwards while you're playing.
58. Now sing it forward.
59. Now sing it side-to-side.
60. Diagonal.
61. At this success-rate, you're a geek.  A freaking WoW-addict-sucking-Maple-Story-ass-kissing-MMO-RPG-guy-who's-stuck-in-his-mother's-basement-who-draws-furries-and-underaged-anime-girls-TONY-WONG geek... No, really... (who would do the run? )
62. Beat Tony Wong in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 with the worst character-team.
63. Do it with high handicap and his low.
64. Impersonate him in front of him.
65. Falcon Punch him.
66. DOUBLE 6 ALL THE WAAAAAY!!!  OMG 666, NOW WE'RE GOING TRIPLE, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!
67. Half-way through the game, hack it and give yourself a Sex-Change if doable.
68. ? ? ? ?
69. PROFIT!

And that sir, is all

[The-Forgotten-One]

you have too much free time Juan .

[Karoku (2100)©]

you have too much free time Juan .

Nah, never enough free-time

[Mega (Tre)]

haha,
I did diamond by using only my roserade, luxray and darkrai. (mostly my roserade) (the luxray is so powerful for an elec type).

You should do a run only using elec type pokemon run (starting when you capture the first one you see).

[Mr Dude]

haha,
I did diamond by using only my roserade, luxray and darkrai. (mostly my roserade) (the luxray is so powerful for an elec type).

You should do a run only using elec type pokemon run (starting when you capture the first one you see).

You like your Rays, Tre,

[DeutschesBlackie!]

You should do a run only using elec type pokemon run (starting when you capture the first one you see).

I believe the first Elec type encountered in FRLG IS PIKA !!!!!!!!

[Mycroft]

1. Generate 6 random Pokemon.
2. Hack them into the game.
3. If one faints, release it; it's dead.
4. If you want, you can generate an extra random Pokemon after beating each gym, and put it into your team.
5. You can catch HM slaves.
Douche. Everything Juan said.

[Ethan Brooks (c)]

Both Tre and mycroft's suggestion sound fun... Except in gen 1 there's like 3 electric types!

And at the random generator, am I allowed to use a pre-evo first, and am I allowed to evolve it if I can (I.e. If I get eevee am I allowed to evolve it?

[Mycroft]

When I did similar I'd just use what comes out. Including a lvl. 3 Ho-oh. Which, incidentally, doesn't learn an attack until lvl 15.
But yeah, evolve them as you want. I'd even say it's fair to 'fake' trade evolutions if you use a ROM.
So if you get a Dragonite, don't count it as a Dratini; you just have a really low-leveled Dragonite.

Just how I played it, anyway.

I'd enable the National dex early on, too. Because you know you want that Crobat.

[Biggoron]

Both Tre and mycroft's suggestion sound fun... Except in gen 1 there's like 3 electric types!

Raichu, Magneton, Electrode, Electabuzz, Jolteon, Zapdos 

[Ethan Brooks (c)]

XD thanks for proving me wrong Ryan!

and so with the random generator thing, do you mean i should get the beginiing pokemon? Im so confused, if it's dragonite I get lvl 3 dragonite, not a dratini?