Spoof Character submissions

[HulkSMASH]

Just for fun.

Submit a character that stands NO chance of making it into Smash.  Extremely controversial?  Different system?  From a movie?  Real Life?  Anything!

Write it up like Sakurai posting a new character announcement.



New Challenger
It's Kratos!  This rogue God of War has conquered many forms of combat, so his introduction to the world of Smash Brothers should come as no surprise.

Wielding twin swords gives Kratos great combo abilities, and his chain attacks can catch people off guard.

(shot of Kratos using his chain as a tether)

He can even recover with them.

[Fallen401]

Well gosh i cant talk about controversal inclusions without Cloud Strife. To many Cloud and FFVII have been the poster boys/girls of the FF series but as of late the controversy of him being included in SSBB has been brought up. Possible? Highly Unlikely. He could represent a mid-heavy fighter and use various magic abilities from the game. His final smash could be the Omni slash where he makes wide fast arcing attacks on one target and anyone who falls in his arcs will get hit too. Love him or hate him you can't deny his inclusion would be both controvrsal to the fanboys of both Nintendo and Sony, and a landmark. For a character so infamous for being a Sony by-prduct to be in a large scale Nintendo lauch title would be huge. Bomberman (and Cloud  ) for Brawl!

[BewareOfUmbrella]

Well, if we're firing away at the 0% margin:

Zergling Duo
Seriously, imagine it.  A pair of Zerglings, in a dark parody of the Ice Climbers, ready to kill and eat... well, anything. 
Now imagine a pair of these little bleeders running amok.
Odds: 6% (there was StarCraft 64... and StarCraft is pretty popular)

Big Daddy
Ah, yes.  The Big Daddy from Bioshock.  I don't think an image is necessary; if you've been following gaming, you've seen this brutes.  Heavier then Bowser?  Check.  Suprisingly fast?  Check.  Sound absolutely terrifying?  Check.
Odds: 1% (if they were to announce Bioshock for the Wii, it'd be one hell of a way to announce it.)

The Prince (A.K.A. the Arrogant Man)
I doubt anyone can come up with something more unlikely then this.

See the gentleman in the portrait?  Not the guy with the hat.  The faceless thing with blood dripping down its mouth.  (Well, it doesn't have a mouth, but you know what I mean...)
That's the Prince from Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw's freeware old-school adventure game, "Trilby's Notes." (The same Yahtzee who does "Zero Punctuation"; you may have heard of him.)  (Oh, and Trilby's Notes is 3rd in a 4 part series, if you're curious.)
Some explanation is needed here, as I doubt I am surrounded by old-school adventure game enthusiasts.  The Prince is about seven feet tall and carries a long metal pole.  He teleports in behind his victim, raises the bottom of his pole above his victim's head, and plunges straight down, impaling them.  Nasty.  He continues impaling them until he gets tired.  For a quicker execution, the Prince teleports in (sensing a pattern?), snaps his victim's neck, and then teleports away.  He's got a taste for blood and cruelty, serves Chzo, the God of Pain (no relation to the Chozo of Metroid), and is generally not a person you want to bump into in a demon-infested hotel.  I could count the pixels used for the Prince (it's Old School), but he's still genuinely scary once you get to know him.
Odds: <0.01% (Never say 0%.  Trust me): He's from an ultra-obscure PC-only freeware adventure game, and he leaves a trail of blood everywhere he goes.  (Notice the hotel bar's decor?  It gets worse, trust me.)  I politely challenge this forum to top that.

[Marx]

Newcomer! George Bush!

[BewareOfUmbrella]

Newcomer! George Bush!

*Calculates Numbers*
Carry the two... multiply by the Flamer Constant... take the square root of the Mii Factor...
Odds: 100% (If custom Miis are ingame) or <.009% (If not.)
Unless Miis are announced... you win.

[Marx]

omg a George Bush Mii? I was obviousy kidding but that is a great idea!
George Bush for Brawl! lol

[EvilBoyinDark]

That'd definitely be fun beating our President up. I'd Wario Waft him all over.

[BewareOfUmbrella]

That'd definitely be fun beating our President up. I'd Wario Waft him all over.

Ah, the taint of politics.  It's everywhere these days.

Anyways, I nearly forgot.  If I'm to declare myself resident Spoof Oddsmaker, I should probably do Kratos.

So... divide by the M constant... subtract the NOW (Not On Wii) factor... calculate in the RFP (Really Frakking Popular) effect
Odds:  1% (Like I said with the Big Daddy; if GoW was ported to the Wii, this would be the ultimate way to announce it and increase interest in both GoW and SSBB.  Of course, it's a fools dream... and I am but a fool...)

[Shadow_SevenGunz]

I'd have fun beating up Bush

[Marx]

Sounds like the Mii's are a good idea for Brawl . I would love creating different people and smashin em into the ground lol.

[Shadow_SevenGunz]

i created a terrible mii version of mario i wouldnt mind having mario fight mii mario lol

[HulkSMASH]

Forget Mario, I have Shaft, Sylar, Chuck Norris and Bruce Cambel on my system.  Let's see who's really stronger.

P.S. You don't want to know how many cameo's I really have on my system.

[Beacon80]

In a world filled with jerks and bastards, one man stood out amongst them all.  Yes, Argath from Final Fantasy Tactics (AKA Algus from the original translation).

His crossbow is a nasty attack perfect for assassinations!
What's this?!  A Tietra shield?  That's low!

[BewareOfUmbrella]

I'd have fun beating up Bush

Why do you all hate America?  Let me guess, you all like bears as well. 
Ah, Colbert Report references... and now, I have another idea for a Mii for Brawl.

Edit:  Blast it all.  I'm going to make a thread specifically for "If Miis are in, I'm putting ____ in the Brawl."

[Shadow_SevenGunz]

lol i dont hate bush but i wouldnt mind beating some sense into him