Have you ever made a homeade pizza?
Yes sir! I love my pizza!Can you play both the treble and bass parts on a piano?
I wishDo your little sister's jeans look great on you, by the way?
I don't have a little sister, sorry.Have you ever/ do you have an eating disorder?
God no. Crazy people.Have you ever dyed your hair?
Yes sir.Do you make good girls go bad?
That song is amazing!/b]
Have you ever watched the VMAs? Yes sir.
Do you think Lady Gaga wears crazy outfits for attention? Naw, not really. I love her though.
Do you have a digital camera? Yes sir.
Have you ever stuck your finger in an outlet? Nope.
Do you have highlights? Nope.
Does your computer have a cordless mouse? Yes sir.
Do you have a pet fat cat? No. But I have become increasingly infatuated with cats.
Have you ever tried to bite your toenails like you would with fingernails? Too difficult.
Do you have a black dog? Used to.
Have you ever had a black dog? See above./b]
Do you have 3 black dogs? Naw
Do you have 3 dogs? Naw
Do you still play Pokemon games? Sometimes... Rarely though
Do you have Hippopotomonstorsesquippedaliphobia? No, I don't think so
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Bad Question.
I'm sorry, I got scared, did you? Yes. I'm easily frightened.
Does your printer have ink? Hope so.
Has your cat ever sat on your keyboard? Nope.
Will you marry me? Maybe. If you'd make me your trophy husband. 
If you said yes, por que? Because I like moneyz.
Did you need a translater to figure out what I just said? Naw.
Did you know it's Spanish? i Si !
Did you know it means why? iSi!
Por wue did/ didn't you know that? I took a few Spanish classes in my day.
Should I ask better questions? You're doing great. 
Por que? I said you were doing fine...
If you said no, too bad. How does that make you feel? Indifferent.
Are you using a labtop right now? Uh huh.
Is there a writing utensil on the floor near your feet? Nope.
How old are you? The big 2-0.
Do you play a fretless string instrument? I wish.
Have you ever been in a Smart Car? Nope.
Do your friends call you blonde? It would be silly if they did.
What about an idiot? People can be cruel.
Do you say you're fat when you really aren't? I'm tired of hearing this question at work.
Are you a pessimist? Kinda.
An optimist? I try to be.
An optimistic pessimist? ?
Is/ Are there any framed photo(s) of you in your house? Lots!
Do you shop at Zumies? Wha?
PacSun? Too expensive.
Hot Topic? There t-shirts are funny! But no.
Amercrombie? I prefer American Eagle.
Do you think the letter 'Q' is stupid? No letter is stupid. They're all equal.
Did I guess it right? You didn't even guess...
YESSS!!!! I'm skilled, aren't I? Totally.
We're nearing the end... How sad! Ha! I've heard this one before.
Did you like this survey? I didn't want to take it. But I felt bad for not doing it. So... No.
Was it rad? Totally dude!
Was is 9 rad? More leet?
Was it one of the stupidest surveys you've ever taken? This question is.
Guess what? I LIED!! There's much more randomness! Knew it! Can't fool me!
Are you mad at me now? Naw. I saw it coming.
Does it look like the the clicker on your screen is moving when it's not? Nope.
Are you signed in to AIM? Naw.
Have you ever made a blog through Wordpress? What'cha talkin' 'bout Willis?
Turn around. What's the 1st thing you see when you stop? Fireplace!
Is this thing important to you? It provides heat for my room in the Winter, so yes!
How big is the nearest TV? Dunno... 30 inches?
Do you prefer mechanical pencils? Very much so.
Are you in a carpeted room? Yuppers.
Do you make smileys with '=' or ':' for the eyes? Yeah? Don't most people?
Do you know how to make an emo-haired smiley? I'm not emo.
Show me. 
You make it like this: //_^ Shoot, I made a non emo smiley!
Did you have to look at the last question to know how to make it? Guess so.
Is it cute? More horrific if anything.
Am I cute? Probably. Unless you look like that emo smiley.
If you said yes, do you even know me? It's called one night stand. Duh.
Do you like classic or new Mario games? Toughie. Classic, though. Super Mario 3 is the best!
Do you drop your cell phone a lot? Not this one!
Do you think Santa is sexy? No. I'm not a chubby chaser. Sorry.
Do you like to kayak? Maybe?
What about canoe? Yes!
Have you ever been on a pontoon? Yeah! Love them.
What about a raft? Nope.
Do you often say your mom? Guilty... But I have gotten better about it. 
Have you tried anythig off of Taco Bell's volcano menu? Nope.
Did you like it/ Do you want to? Naw. It's not for me.
Do you own any zebra print skinny jeans? I now need a pair!
What about leopard? Darn it, another pair.
Plaid? You're going to make me go bankrupt!
Paint splattered? Ewww. God no.
Do you even wear skinny jeans? Too constricting on my crotch and thighs.
Is there are guitar pick anywhere near you? Upstairs.
Are there any diapers/ pull-ups in your house? Naw.
Are hot wings yummy? Yes sir.
Do you liek them with or without bones? No bones attached!
Do you like the smell of Yanke Candle candles? Yessss! Too many give me a major headache though.
Do you have Facebook bookmarked? Sort of.
What about Myspace? Sort of. I don't use it though.
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEEDALIPHOBIA!!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Do you even know what it means? You tell me.
It's the fear of long words. Happy now? AH! Now is too long for me! Even though these words I'm spelling are longer than "now"!
Do you use online banking? Yes sir.
What grade did you first do algebra in? 8th?
Did you graduate from High School? Yes sir.
Have/Are you going to college? Already there.
Do your pencils have #2 lead? Mmmmhmmm.
What's your middle initials(s)? R
Do you have the initials of a brand name (KFC, BMW, ect...) I don't think so...
Do you play the guitar? Nope.
Do you have a flip phone? Blackberry Storm!
Slide phone? Nope.
Touch screen phone? Yuppers.
Full keyboard phone? Yeah Boi!!
Have you ever played Waka-Waka? Pac-Man?
Have you ever gotten to level 7 if you have played it? Definitely!
Do you like classic arcade games? Sure do!
Do you like The Used? Yuppers.
What about Paramore? Only a few of there songs are good.
All Time Low? Who?
Do you know what band Ian Watkins is from? Who?
How many USB ports does your computer have? 1
Do neon colors attract your eyes? Very much so.
Do you run for fun? No. But I should.
Where were you April 17th, 1996? Somewhere!
Did you know that's my birthday? You're a youngin'!
Will you wish me a happy birthday? Happy Birthday when it's April 17th!
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars? I wish I could.
Are there any streets in your town with the same name as you? Probably.
Have you ever been to California? I wanna go!
Nebraska? Why would anyone go there?
Have you had unprotected sex yet? Who wants to know?
Protected? Too much info.
How many tabs are open in your internet browser? 4!
What's your name? JRH
This quiz will be more than 300 questions. Will you continue? Might as well.
Have you ever drove a dirtbike? Nope.
Do you have any relatives from Japan? Yes!... No.
Como te amos? Why?
What is your name? Answered above.
Do you realize I just asked the same question twice? Duh.
Donde esta tu madre? en la cama.
Where is your mother? I just answered this.
I just asked the same question again. Are you aware of this? Duh.
Is grey boring? Nope.
What about brown? Love brown!
White? Love White!
Black? Love black! (I'm not racist! \o/)
Are you a victim of self-injury? Ewwwwww. No.
Do you tend to use the word WAAAAAHH! in conversations? I'm not a baby... WAAAAAAH!
Do you miss Michael Jackson? Kinda.
Did you even care about him before he died? Some what.
Do you like the album artwork for Artwork? Huh?
Confused with that last question? Just a bit.
Google search it. Do you like it? Too lazy.
Do you like Greenday? There older stuff is better.
Then you must like marijuana. Not in particular.
Greenday is named that because of their support for it, so you like it too! I never knew that...
Guitar Hero or Rock Band? Rockey the band!
Do you like the Saw movies? EW NO!
Older Halloween movies or Rob Zombie versions? Boo horror movies. :down:
What's your favorite fast food restaurant? Subway!
Do you think Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A? He can have his way with my weiner.
Have you seen Adventureland? Nope.
Was it good/ Do you want to? Naw.
Do you have dish or cable? Uverse!
Do you have more than 100 channels? Yes sir.
Are you afraid of the number 666? Lol. Naw.
Do you have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia? Maybe?
I just asked the same question, did you realize that? Yes.
Are you listening to music? Nope.
Watching TV? Nope.
Doing this survey? Nope. Yes.
Do you like Billie Joe Armstrong's new hair? Who?
Do you think Craig Owens has a good screamo voice? Who?
Is chekerboard "cool"? Indeed.
What about bright skinny jeans? Not so sure.
What's your AIM screen name? Something I'm not telling you!
Did you really just give that out? Nope.
What if there's a creeper on your myspace? There not fun to have. Trust me.
What is your name? JRH
Do you dislike it? No, not really.
Do you read AP? AP?
People? When I'm at the doctors office!
J-14? Wha...?
Seventeen? Naw.
Do you listen to music just because it's on the radio? Sometimes.
Did you read Twilight just because it was made into a movie? Ewww no way. The movie was terrabad.
Do you like rap music? Some.
Do you cross out passed dates on calendars? Nope.
Do you watch George Lopez? I've seen a few episodes.
Family Guy? Occasionally.
Spongebob? Best cartoon ever! Haven't watched it in a long time though.
Does country music make you puke inside? Inside and outside.
Is there a candle next to you? Nope. It's me that smells good.
Do you think shirtless dudes/ girls in bikinis at the beach are hot? Totally.
Does your crush have a girlfriend? Which crush are we talking about?
Does your boyfriend have a girlfriend? He better not!
Are you getting tired of this survey? A little. Too many people are talking to me. I'll never finish it!
Have you ever used LimeWire? Is this a trick question and I'm about to get busted?
Do you have an iPod? Or a different brand MP3 Ipod Nano!
Does your phone say letters out loud? It can.
Did you know LimeWire is illegal? Duh.
If you used it, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!! Are you scared you'll get arrested? Luckily I didn't say anything in the last question. 
Por que? I'm good like that.
Remember what that means? Duh.
What does it mean? Why
Do you know your enemy? Nope.
Do you watch TV shows with huuuggee families? Sometimes. *ashamed*
I LOVE YOU! What is your response? That was sweet of you!
Do you have a pool? Yup.
What about a hot tub? I wish.
What version of AIM do you have? Some old crappy version.
What's your cell #? Oh, I bet you would want it.
Wow, did you honestly just gimme your number? I'm not that stupid.
Will you be my friend? Quit being a creeper and maybe.
Are you kinky? I'm whatever you want me to be.
Have your friends ever prank I/Med you? Yeah.
Have you ever prank I/Med anyone? Yup.
Can your phone make slideshows? I don't know...
Mine can. Are you jealous? Not really.
Do you want my number? Only if you're good in you know where.
Well you're not getting it! Bother.
Have you ever been to Shaw's while I/Ming someone with the last name Shaw? Huh?
Do you smoke? Naw.
Have you quit smoking? Never started.
Do you support To Write Love On Her Arms? That stuff annoys me. No.
What's your favorite clothing store? American Eagle!
Does your iPod have more than 700 songs? Yes sir.
Where did you get the socks you're wearing? American Eagle!
What is your perfect haircut? Short, but not too short.
Would you rob Bill Gates if you got the chance to? Would I get away with whatever I stole?
Do you hate Beatles Rock Band? That's just rude.
What about Guitar Hero 5? I bet it's fun.
Can you play any instrument on expert? Kinda.
Can you play an instrument in real life? Yeah.
What does 2+2=? 4.
7? You said 7? Okay, thanks for the help. I said 4.
*Tomorrow* I GOT 2+2 WRONG!! #$%@ YOU!! Your response? I said 4.
Are the lights on in your room? Yeah.
Do you attend school dances? Mmhmm. I love dancing.
Did you drop out of school? Nope.
Why is the world round? Flat is way too boring and overrated.
Have you ever written a play? Nope.
Do you have to use the bathroom? Now? No.
Was 9/11 terrible? Indeed.
Do you wear* glasses? Yeah. But I wear my contacts mostly.
Contacts? All the time.
Are you allowed to cook? Yeah.
Do you do your own laundry? Yup.
Do you have any notifications on Facebook? Probably. I'm that popular.
On Myspace? Wouldn't know.
Do you have a P.O. Box? Naw.
Do you have your own band? Nope.
Do you believe in 2012? Naw.
Do you even know what's going on in 2012? You mean the end of the world thing?
Touch your nose. Did you listen to me? Naw.
Now touch your toes. Did you? Nope.
You're lying! I can see you! I knew you were a creeper.
Are you invisible? You just saw me. Obviously not.
Can you see your face? Probably.
Then you must be invisible! Amazed? Nope.
What comes to mind when i type these 3 letters: unt? Blunt.
Are you pregnant? I am not preggers! I even avoided teen pregnancy! \o/
Are you on birth control? I don't need it.
Do you have irregular periods? Yeah.
OHH NOO!! THE END IS NEARING!!
Are you sad? More like bored.
Are you mad? Naw.
Happy? A bit.
Hyper Tired.
Insane? Nope.
Crazy? A bit.
Funny? I like to think so.
Dumb? Nah.
Are you glad this survey is over? Yeah.
Will you now do something productive? Sleep!
Will you be getting off your butt anytime soon? Yup!
Are you going to sleep any time soon? Yeah, I am.
Are you at work right now? Nope.
Why did you take this survey? People are forcing me to take it.
Are you bored? Naw.
Are you African-American?Nope.
Do you have a check book? Nope.
Will you destroy me? If you keep creepin' on me.
What if i destroy you? Ouch.
What if i destroy me? I'm sure your life is better than that.
What if you destroy you? I'm not that depressed.
LAST QUESTION: What is your name? Wouldn't you like to know.
