100 Questions

[iTz Scene KiDz]

Do If Your Desprate!
xD

Have you ever made a homeade pizza? 
Can you play both the treble and bass parts on a piano? 
Do your little sister's jeans look great on you, by the way? 
Have you ever/ do you have an eating disorder? 
Have you ever dyed your hair? 
Do you make good girls go bad?   
Have you ever watched the VMAs? 
Do you think Lady Gaga wears crazy outfits for attention? 
Do you have a digital camera? 
Have you ever stuck your finger in an outlet? 
Do you have highlights? 
Does your computer have a cordless mouse? 
Do you have a pet fat cat? 
Have you ever tried to bite your toenails like you would with fingernails? 
Do you have a black dog? 
Have you ever had a black dog? 
Do you have 3 black dogs? 
Do you have 3 dogs? 
Do you still play Pokemon games? 
Do you have Hippopotomonstorsesquippedaliphobia? 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 
I'm sorry, I got scared, did you? 
Does your printer have ink? 
Has your cat ever sat on your keyboard? 
Will you marry me? 
If you said yes, por que? 
Did you need a translater to figure out what I just said? 
Did you know it's Spanish? 
Did you know it means why? 
Por wue did/ didn't you know that? 
Should I ask better questions? 
Por que? 
If you said no, too bad. How does that make you feel? 
Are you using a labtop right now? 
Is there a writing utensil on the floor near your feet? 
How old are you? 
Do you play a fretless string instrument? 
Have you ever been in a Smart Car? 
Do your friends call you blonde? 
What about an idiot? 
Do you say you're fat when you really aren't? 
Are you a pessimist? 
An optimist? 
An optimistic pessimist? 
Is/ Are there any framed photo(s) of you in your house? 
Do you shop at Zumies? 
PacSun? 
Hot Topic? 
Amercrombie? 
Do you think the letter 'Q' is stupid? 
Does any part of your name (1st, middle, last) begin with an A? 
B? 
C? 
D? 
E? 
F? 
G? 
H? 
I? 
J? 
K? 
L? 
M? 
N? 
O? 
P? 
Q? 
R? 
S? 
T? 
U? 
V? 
W? 
X? 
Y? 
Z? 
Did I guess it right? 
YESSS!!!! I'm skilled, aren't I? 
We're nearing the end... How sad!
Did you like this survey? 
Was it rad? 
Was is 9 rad? 
Was it one of the stupidest surveys you've ever taken? 
Guess what? I LIED!! There's much more randomness!
Are you mad at me now? 
Does it look like the the clicker on your screen is moving when it's not? 
Are you signed in to AIM? 
Have you ever made a blog through Wordpress? 
Turn around. What's the 1st thing you see when you stop? 
Is this thing important to you? 
How big is the nearest TV? 
Do you prefer mechanical pencils? 
Are you in a carpeted room? 
Do you make smileys with '=' or ':' for the eyes? 
Do you know how to make an emo-haired smiley? 
Show me. 
You make it like this: //_^ 
Did you have to look at the last question to know how to make it? 
Is it cute? 
Am I cute? 
If you said yes, do you even know me? 
Do you like classic or new Mario games? 
Do you drop your cell phone a lot? 
Do you think Santa is sexy? 
Do you like to kayak? 
What about canoe? 
Have you ever been on a pontoon? 
What about a raft? 
Do you often say your mom? 
Have you tried anythig off of Taco Bell's volcano menu? 
Did you like it/ Do you want to? 
Do you own any zebra print skinny jeans? 
What about leopard? 
Plaid? 
Paint splattered? 
Do you even wear skinny jeans? 
Is there are guitar pick anywhere near you? 
Are there any diapers/ pull-ups in your house? 
Are hot wings yummy? 
Do you liek them with or without bones? 
Do you like the smell of Yanke Candle candles? 
Do you have Facebook bookmarked? 
What about Myspace? 
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEEDALIPHOBIA!! 
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Do you even know what it means? 
It's the fear of long words. Happy now? 
Do you use online banking? 
What grade did you first do algebra in? 
Did you graduate from High School? 
Have/Are you going to college? 
Do your pencils have #2 lead? 
What's your middle initials(s)? 
Do you have the initials of a brand name (KFC, BMW, ect...) 
Do you play the guitar? 
Do you have a flip phone? 
Slide phone? 
Touch screen phone? 
Full keyboard phone? 
Have you ever played Waka-Waka? 
Have you ever gotten to level 7 if you have played it? 
Do you like classic arcade games? 
Do you like The Used? 
What about Paramore? 
All Time Low? 
Do you know what band Ian Watkins is from? 
How many USB ports does your computer have? 
Do neon colors attract your eyes? 
Do you run for fun? 
Where were you April 17th, 1996? 
Did you know that's my birthday? 
Will you wish me a happy birthday? 
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars? 
Are there any streets in your town with the same name as you? 
Have you ever been to California? 
Nebraska? 
Have you had unprotected sex yet? 
Protected? 
How many tabs are open in your internet browser? 
What's your name? 
This quiz will be more than 300 questions. Will you continue? 
Have you ever drove a dirtbike? 
Do you have any relatives from Japan? 
Como te amos? 
What is your name? 
Do you realize I just asked the same question twice? 
Donde esta tu madre? 
Where is your mother? 
I just asked the same question again. Are you aware of this? 
Is grey boring? 
What about brown? 
White? 
Black? 
Are you a victim of self-injury? 
Do you tend to use the word WAAAAAHH! in conversations? 
Do you miss Michael Jackson? 
Did you even care about him before he died? 
Do you like the album artwork for Artwork? 
Confused with that last question? 
Google search it. Do you like it? 
Do you like Greenday? 
Then you must like marijuana. 
Greenday is named that because of their support for it, so you like it too! 
Guitar Hero or Rock Band? 
Do you like the Saw movies? 
Older Halloween movies or Rob Zombie versions? 
What's your favorite fast food restaurant? 
Do you think Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A? 
Have you seen Adventureland? 
Was it good/ Do you want to? 
Do you have dish or cable? 
Do you have more than 100 channels? 
Are you afraid of the number 666? 
Do you have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia? 
I just asked the same question, did you realize that? 
Are you listening to music? 
Watching TV? 
Doing this survey? 
Do you like Billie Joe Armstrong's new hair? 
Do you think Craig Owens has a good screamo voice? 
Is chekerboard "cool"? 
What about bright skinny jeans? 
What's your AIM screen name? 
Did you really just give that out? 
What if there's a creeper on your myspace? 
What is your name? 
Do you dislike it? 
Do you read AP? 
People? 
J-14? 
Seventeen? 
Do you listen to music just because it's on the radio? 
Did you read Twilight just because it was made into a movie? 
Do you like rap music? 
Do you cross out passed dates on calendars? 
Do you watch George Lopez? 
Family Guy? 
Spongebob? 
Does country music make you puke inside? 
Is there a candle next to you? 
Do you think shirtless dudes/ girls in bikinis at the beach are hot? 
Does your crush have a girlfriend? 
Does your boyfriend have a girlfriend? 
Are you getting tired of this survey? 
Have you ever used LimeWire? 
Do you have an iPod? Or a different brand MP3 
Does your phone say letters out loud? 
Did you know LimeWire is illegal? 
If you used it, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!! Are you scared you'll get arrested? 
Por que? 
Remember what that means? 
What does it mean? 
Do you know your enemy? 
Do you watch TV shows with huuuggee families? 
I LOVE YOU! What is your response? 
Do you have a pool? 
What about a hot tub? 
What version of AIM do you have? 
What's your cell #? 
Wow, did you honestly just gimme your number? 
Will you be my friend? 
Are you kinky? 
Have your friends ever prank I/Med you? 
Have you ever prank I/Med anyone? 
Can your phone make slideshows? 
Mine can. Are you jealous? 
Do you want my number? 
Well you're not getting it! 
Have you ever been to Shaw's while I/Ming someone with the last name Shaw? 
Do you smoke? 
Have you quit smoking? 
Do you support To Write Love On Her Arms? 
What's your favorite clothing store? 
Does your iPod have more than 700 songs? 
Where did you get the socks you're wearing? 
What is your perfect haircut? 
Would you rob Bill Gates if you got the chance to? 
Do you hate Beatles Rock Band? 
What about Guitar Hero 5? 
Can you play any instrument on expert? 
Can you play an instrument in real life? 
What does 2+2=? 
7? You said 7? Okay, thanks for the help. 
*Tomorrow* I GOT 2+2 WRONG!! #$%@ YOU!! Your response? 
Are the lights on in your room? 
Do you attend school dances? 
Did you drop out of school? 
Why is the world round? 
Have you ever written a play? 
Do you have to use the bathroom? 
Was 9/11 terrible? 
Do you wera glasses? 
Contacts? 
Are you allowed to cook? 
Do you do your own laundry? 
Do you have any notifications on Facebook? 
On Myspace? 
Do you have a P.O. Box? 
Do you have your own band? 
Do you believe in 2012? 
Do you even know what's going on in 2012? 
Touch your nose. Did you listen to me? 
Now touch your toes. Did you? 
You're lying! I can see you! 
Are you invisible? 
Can you see your face? 
Then you must be invisible! Amazed? 
What comes to mind when i type these 3 letters: unt? 
Are you pregnant? 
Are you on birth control? 
Do you have irregular periods? 
OHH NOO!! THE END IS NEARING!!
Are you sad? 
Are you mad? 
Happy? 
Hyper 
Insane? 
Crazy? 
Funny? 
Dumb? 
Are you glad this survey is over? 
Will you now do something productive? 
Will you be getting off your butt anytime soon? 
Are you going to sleep any time soon? 
Are you at work right now? 
Why did you take this survey? 
Are you bored? 
Are you African-American? 
Do you have a check book? 
Will you destroy me? 
What if i destroy you? 
What if i destroy me? 
What if you destroy you? 
LAST QUESTION: What is your name?

[Darkmatter]

Yes

[DeutschesBlackie!]

Have you ever made a homeade pizza?  Yeah, it wasn't that bad tasting actually.
Can you play both the treble and bass parts on a piano?  No
Do your little sister's jeans look great on you, by the way?  I don't have a sister
Have you ever/ do you have an eating disorder?  Some weight issues but never full on
Have you ever dyed your hair?  Just highlights and such, never the whole thing
Do you make good girls go bad?  I like that song.
Have you ever watched the VMAs?  I'm gay. We all do.
Do you think Lady Gaga wears crazy outfits for attention?  LET HER AND HER FUCKERY BE GREAT.
Do you have a digital camera?  Yes, but I mostly just use my phone
Have you ever stuck your finger in an outlet?  Just a fork once.
Do you have highlights?  Not currently.
Does your computer have a cordless mouse?  It's got a wireless keyboard but the mouse is USB.
Do you have a pet fat cat?  The doggy is on meds and is kind of gaining
Have you ever tried to bite your toenails like you would with fingernails? It's not quite as satisfying 
Do you have a black dog?  Why yes. Yes I do.
Have you ever had a black dog?  See aforementioned
Do you have 3 black dogs?  Lol Yeah.
Do you have 3 dogs?  7
Do you still play Pokemon games?  Si.
Do you have Hippopotomonstorsesquippedaliphobia? 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 
I'm sorry, I got scared, did you?  I pissed myself.
Does your printer have ink?  It's out of ink.
Has your cat ever sat on your keyboard?  No
Will you marry me?  No way, I don't want kids.
If you said yes, por que? 
Did you need a translater to figure out what I just said?  No
Did you know it's Spanish?  Yes
Did you know it means why?  Yes
Por wue did/ didn't you know that? I speak spanish 
Should I ask better questions?  Nah, this is kinda fun as is
Por que?  Porque no?
If you said no, too bad. How does that make you feel? 
Are you using a labtop right now?  No
Is there a writing utensil on the floor near your feet?  Yes
How old are you?  17
Do you play a fretless string instrument?  No
Have you ever been in a Smart Car?  No
Do your friends call you blonde?  No
What about an idiot?  Bobby's hatin' ass said it once
Do you say you're fat when you really aren't?  Is this a trick question? No!
Are you a pessimist?  A bit
An optimist?  A bit
An optimistic pessimist? For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic
Is/ Are there any framed photo(s) of you in your house?  No
Do you shop at Zumies?  No
PacSun?  No
Hot Topic?  Rarely
Amercrombie?  Less Rarely
Do you think the letter 'Q' is stupid?  Q is the lesbian sister of O
Does any part of your name (1st, middle, last) begin with an A?  Middle
B?  First
C?  No
D?  No
E?  No
F?  No
G?  No
H?  No
I?  No
J?  No
K?  No
L?  No
M? Last
N?  No
O?  No
P?  No
Q?  No
R?  No
S?  No
T?  No
U?  No
V?  No
W?  No
X?  No
Y?  No
Z?  No
Did I guess it right?  No
YESSS!!!! I'm skilled, aren't I?  No
We're nearing the end... How sad! No
Did you like this survey?  No
Was it rad?  No
Was is 9 rad?  No
Was it one of the stupidest surveys you've ever taken?  I've seen worse
Guess what? I LIED!! There's much more randomness! Noooooooo!!!!!
Are you mad at me now?  No
Does it look like the the clicker on your screen is moving when it's not?  No
Are you signed in to AIM?  No
Have you ever made a blog through Wordpress?  Blogger
Turn around. What's the 1st thing you see when you stop?  My Oprah poster
Is this thing important to you?  It's part of my Oprah Shrine and it means more to me than life itself
How big is the nearest TV?  27"
Do you prefer mechanical pencils?  Yes
Are you in a carpeted room?  No
Do you make smileys with '=' or ':' for the eyes?  :
Do you know how to make an emo-haired smiley?  No
Show me. 
You make it like this: //_^ 
Did you have to look at the last question to know how to make it? 
Is it cute?  Lol I was just thinking it was cute, before I read this question
Am I cute?  You sound cute
If you said yes, do you even know me?  No
Do you like classic or new Mario games?  Not big on Super Mario
Do you drop your cell phone a lot?  Not a lot
Do you think Santa is sexy?  Nah he's old
Do you like to kayak?  No
What about canoe?  No
Have you ever been on a pontoon?  No
What about a raft?  No
Do you often say your mom? Noooo. Hate that 
Have you tried anythig off of Taco Bell's volcano menu?  No
Did you like it/ Do you want to?  Maybe
Do you own any zebra print skinny jeans? No 
What about leopard?  No
Plaid?  No
Paint splattered? No 
Do you even wear skinny jeans? No 
Is there are guitar pick anywhere near you?  No
Are there any diapers/ pull-ups in your house?  No
Are hot wings yummy?  Si
Do you liek them with or without bones?  Boneless
Do you like the smell of Yanke Candle candles?  What?
Do you have Facebook bookmarked?  No
What about Myspace?  No
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEEDALIPHOBIA!! 
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Do you even know what it means? 
It's the fear of long words. Happy now?  No
Do you use online banking?  No
What grade did you first do algebra in?  7th
Did you graduate from High School?  Almost!
Have/Are you going to college?  Yes
Do your pencils have #2 lead?  Yes
What's your middle initials(s)?  A
Do you have the initials of a brand name (KFC, BMW, ect...) BAM! Mine is a phrased coined by Emeril
Do you play the guitar?  No
Do you have a flip phone?  Slider
Slide phone?  Yes
Touch screen phone? No 
Full keyboard phone?  No
Have you ever played Waka-Waka? No 
Have you ever gotten to level 7 if you have played it?  No
Do you like classic arcade games?  YASSSSSS!
Do you like The Used?  Yes
What about Paramore?  Yes
All Time Low?  No
Do you know what band Ian Watkins is from?  No
How many USB ports does your computer have?  4
Do neon colors attract your eyes?  Yes
Do you run for fun?  No
Where were you April 17th, 1996?  Daycare
Did you know that's my birthday?  NO!
Will you wish me a happy birthday?  No
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars?  No
Are there any streets in your town with the same name as you?  Yes, and my brother has been pissed about it since he was 5, that he doesn't have one named after him
Have you ever been to California?  No
Nebraska?  Eww, no
Have you had unprotected sex yet?  Yes
Protected?  Yes
How many tabs are open in your internet browser?  3
What's your name?  BryanAlejandro
This quiz will be more than 300 questions. Will you continue?  I've made it this far
Have you ever drove a dirtbike?  Drive one? As opposed to riding? No
Do you have any relatives from Japan?  No
Como te amos?  Que?
What is your name?  I answered that already
Do you realize I just asked the same question twice?  Yes
Donde esta tu madre?  Trabajando
Where is your mother?  Working
I just asked the same question again. Are you aware of this?  Yes
Is grey boring?  No
What about brown?  No
White?  Si
Black?  Si
Are you a victim of self-injury?  No
Do you tend to use the word WAAAAAHH! in conversations?  No
Do you miss Michael Jackson?  A bit since my friend won't shut up about him
Did you even care about him before he died?  No
Do you like the album artwork for Artwork?  No
Confused with that last question?  Yes
Google search it. Do you like it?  Ehh
Do you like Greenday?  No
Then you must like marijuana.  No
Greenday is named that because of their support for it, so you like it too!  No
Guitar Hero or Rock Band?  DJ HERO!
Do you like the Saw movies?  No
Older Halloween movies or Rob Zombie versions?  Of the originals, only the first one was good. Then they made Halloween 2 through 8...
What's your favorite fast food restaurant?  BK ALL DAY BABY.
Do you think Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?  No
Have you seen Adventureland?  No
Was it good/ Do you want to?  No
Do you have dish or cable?  Cable
Do you have more than 100 channels?  Yes
Are you afraid of the number 666?  No
Do you have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia? 
I just asked the same question, did you realize that?  Yes
Are you listening to music?  Yes
Watching TV?  Yes
Doing this survey?  Yes
Do you like Billie Joe Armstrong's new hair?  No
Do you think Craig Owens has a good screamo voice?  Who?
Is chekerboard "cool"?  Yes
What about bright skinny jeans?  Yes
What's your AIM screen name?  xbmz00000x
Did you really just give that out?  No
What if there's a creeper on your myspace?  Creepers are why I deleted it
What is your name?  Bryan Mendez
Do you dislike it?  I really like it actually.
Do you read AP?  What's that
People?  Yes
J-14?  No
Seventeen?  Depends on who's on the cover
Do you listen to music just because it's on the radio?  No
Did you read Twilight just because it was made into a movie?  No
Do you like rap music?  Yes
Do you cross out passed dates on calendars?  No
Do you watch George Lopez?  Yes
Family Guy?  Yes
Spongebob?  No
Does country music make you puke inside? Used to, but Mikay changed that 
Is there a candle next to you?  Yes
Do you think shirtless dudes/ girls in bikinis at the beach are hot?  Yes
Does your crush have a girlfriend?  Yes
Does your boyfriend have a girlfriend?  No
Are you getting tired of this survey?  No
Have you ever used LimeWire?  Yes
Do you have an iPod? Or a different brand MP3  Used to but it broke after 3 years of happiness. I'm using my phone and its 2 GB space of goodness.
Does your phone say letters out loud?  No
Did you know LimeWire is illegal?  No
If you used it, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!! Are you scared you'll get arrested?  No
Por que?  I'm a motherfucking rebel
Remember what that means?  Yes
What does it mean?  Why
Do you know your enemy?  No
Do you watch TV shows with huuuggee families?  No. I hate that having 12 kids is glorified now.
I LOVE YOU! What is your response?  I love you too. But I love Bobby more.
Do you have a pool?  No
What about a hot tub?  No
What version of AIM do you have?  6. Use the Express version more though
What's your cell #?  I'll give it on a PM basis. I don't want wester to spamtext me.
Wow, did you honestly just gimme your number?  No
Will you be my friend?  Okay, you seem pleasant
Are you kinky?  Yeah but I can be gentle too
Have your friends ever prank I/Med you?  Yes
Have you ever prank I/Med anyone?  No
Can your phone make slideshows?  No
Mine can. Are you jealous?  No
Do you want my number?  Yes
Well you're not getting it!  Hater
Have you ever been to Shaw's while I/Ming someone with the last name Shaw?  No
Do you smoke?  No
Have you quit smoking?  Yes
Do you support To Write Love On Her Arms?  No
What's your favorite clothing store?  This is a toughie.
Does your iPod have more than 700 songs?  When it worked it had like 3000. I never deleted shit.
Where did you get the socks you're wearing? 
What is your perfect haircut?  Meh, something short
Would you rob Bill Gates if you got the chance to?  I'd sleep with him and then threaten to expose this illicit gay pedophilic affair to the world
Do you hate Beatles Rock Band?  No
What about Guitar Hero 5?  No
Can you play any instrument on expert?  No
Can you play an instrument in real life?  No
What does 2+2=?  4
7? You said 7? Okay, thanks for the help.  Welcome
*Tomorrow* I GOT 2+2 WRONG!! #$%@ YOU!! Your response? 
Are the lights on in your room?  No
Do you attend school dances?  No
Did you drop out of school?  No
Why is the world round?  Money makes the world go round
Have you ever written a play?  No
Do you have to use the bathroom?  No
Was 9/11 terrible?  Yes
Do you wera glasses?  No
Contacts?  No
Are you allowed to cook?  I can but I don't
Do you do your own laundry?  No
Do you have any notifications on Facebook?  No
On Myspace?  No
Do you have a P.O. Box?  No
Do you have your own band?  No
Do you believe in 2012?  No
Do you even know what's going on in 2012?  No
Touch your nose. Did you listen to me?  Yes
Now touch your toes. Did you?  No
You're lying! I can see you!  I knew you were watching me
Are you invisible?  No
Can you see your face?  No
Then you must be invisible! Amazed?  No
What comes to mind when i type these 3 letters: unt?  Cunt
Are you pregnant?  No
Are you on birth control?  No
Do you have irregular periods?  No
OHH NOO!! THE END IS NEARING!!
Are you sad?  No
Are you mad?  No
Happy?  No
Hyper  No
Insane?  No
Crazy?  No
Funny?  No
Dumb?  No
Are you glad this survey is over?  No
Will you now do something productive?  No
Will you be getting off your butt anytime soon?  No
Are you going to sleep any time soon?  No
Are you at work right now?  No
Why did you take this survey?  I enjoy your fuckery
Are you bored?  No
Are you African-American?No 
Do you have a check book?  No
Will you destroy me?  No
What if i destroy you?  That sounds dirty so okay
What if i destroy me?  How does one even do that
What if you destroy you?  I'd appreciate that
LAST QUESTION: What is your name? Bryan

This shit took like an hour and a half to do so someone better read it

[Shadow_SevenGunz]

What comes to mind when i type these 3 letters: unt?  Cunt

Lol.

[iTz Scene KiDz]

He's Pro. . .  ;-; He Finished it!

[Biggoron]

Will you destroy me?  No
What if i destroy you?  That sounds dirty so okay

Lmao!

That took quite a while reading through it.

[Karoku (2100)©]

Have you ever made a homeade pizza?  Psssh
Can you play both the treble and bass parts on a piano?  No
Do your little sister's jeans look great on you, by the way?  Dude... it's too fucking small...
Have you ever/ do you have an eating disorder?  If my ridiculously fast metabolism counts, then yes, I am a skinny-ass bastard (but no "diseased" disorder)
Have you ever dyed your hair?  I accidentally used a hair product that would keep my hair still, and found out that it changed it to a lightish brown for a good while
Do you make good girls go bad?   Uhhh, trust me, I couldn't even if I WANTED to try... I am NOT ladies' man.  I repeat, "NOT"
Have you ever watched the VMAs?  No
Do you think Lady Gaga wears crazy outfits for attention?  ....Who?
Do you have a digital camera?  I wish...
Have you ever stuck your finger in an outlet?  I am not THAT much of a douche bag...
Do you have highlights?  Psssh, save it for teh emos and models...
Does your computer have a cordless mouse?  No
Do you have a pet fat cat?  My dad's allergic to cats, but I think cats are cute and I would love to have a cat
Have you ever tried to bite your toenails like you would with fingernails?  Are you implying I bite my finger nails?  I do neither
Do you have a black dog?  I'm allergic to dogs
Have you ever had a black dog?  ^ Read above compadre
Do you have 3 black dogs?  ...
Do you have 3 dogs?  No comment...
Do you still play Pokemon games?  Sort of...
Do you have Hippopotomonstorsesquippedaliphobia?  If I said yes, would you give me over 9,000 dollars?... *sarcasm*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 
I'm sorry, I got scared, did you?  Maybe Simon Cowell was scared, but I didn't even flinch
Does your printer have ink?  Yes... perv... (jk jk)
Has your cat ever sat on your keyboard?  I don't have a cat
Will you marry me?  I'm sorry mi amigo.  I am not gay
If you said yes, por que?  I would either be 1:  gay, or 2: a girl
Did you need a translater to figure out what I just said?  Spanish is my second language
Did you know it's Spanish?  No shit?
Did you know it means why?  Wow... Do I pass?
Por wue did/ didn't you know that?  Because I am a scholar at this...
Should I ask better questions?  Should you ask better questions?
Por que?  Don't ask me >.>
If you said no, too bad. How does that make you feel?  Wow... so you ARE gay... (jk jk) xD
Are you using a labtop right now?  Yes
Is there a writing utensil on the floor near your feet?  *Hides it and the hentai picture he was drawing* Uhhh.... no...
How old are you?  Old enough to have an ID
Do you play a fretless string instrument?  I play no instruments
Have you ever been in a Smart Car?  Since when were cars smart?
Do your friends call you blonde?  I only know one blonde friend and she's cool as hell
What about an idiot?  Definitely, but only if I have a reason to...
Do you say you're fat when you really aren't?  What the hell man?  I am SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY!!!!!!
Are you a pessimist?  This I can't lie.  I do think like a negative little cretin.  Shoot me...
An optimist?  Sometimes, when I have my way...
An optimistic pessimist?  Kinda both regarding above answers
Is/ Are there any framed photo(s) of you in your house?  Only photos when I was a baby
Do you shop at Zumies?  .....lol, Wut?
PacSun?  I can care less about clothes (except Ecko Unlimited)
Hot Topic?  I am not a scene/emo wannabe, although I only go there to buy those super-cool awesome $100 lightsabers! *geek shot*
Amercrombie?  The store who's ads. are a bunch of half-naked guys in their jeans?  No...
Do you think the letter 'Q' is stupid?  Personally, I prefer the air
Does any part of your name (1st, middle, last) begin with an A?  Nope
B?  No
C?  No
D?  No
E?  No
F?  No
G?  No
H?  No
I?  No
J?  Yes
K?  No
L?  No
M?  Yes
N?  No
O?  No
P?  No
Q?  No
R?  No
S?  No
T?  No
U?  No
V?  No
W?  No
X?  No
Y?  No
Z?  No
Did I guess it right?  You can guess?...
YESSS!!!! I'm skilled, aren't I?  Play me in Brawl... I'll be the judge of that
We're nearing the end... How sad! Oh dear... *sarcasm*
Did you like this survey?  It's pretty funny...
Was it rad?  Radtastic
Was is 9 rad?  I didn't see the movie so I can't really say...
Was it one of the stupidest surveys you've ever taken?  I've seen worse... that give you viruses, take your credit card information, and stalk you...
Guess what? I LIED!! There's much more randomness! That's great to hear *sarcasm*
Are you mad at me now?  What makes you think I wasn't mad before or after (jk jk)
Does it look like the the clicker on your screen is moving when it's not?  I would not go blind just to test that out
Are you signed in to AIM?  Fuck AIM...
Have you ever made a blog through Wordpress?  I've never made a blog
Turn around. What's the 1st thing you see when you stop?  The Refrigerator (that should have won...)
Is this thing important to you?  No, but it's somewhat entertaining...
How big is the nearest TV?  7 PS3s stacked as LEGO blocks
Do you prefer mechanical pencils?  Hell yes
Are you in a carpeted room?  Everything here are tiles
Do you make smileys with '=' or ':' for the eyes?  =w= :3 ^_^ ;__; = Yep!
Do you know how to make an emo-haired smiley?  //_;
Show me. 
You make it like this: //_^ 
Did you have to look at the last question to know how to make it?  No, cause you did it wrong.  Emos are depressed, not happy >.>
Is it cute?  It's missing an eye...
Am I cute?  Keep dreaming...
If you said yes, do you even know me?  Are you sure this wasn't taken from a long-ass dA journal?....
Do you like classic or new Mario games?  Some have their really high UPS and really low DOWNS *awaits perverted-Bryan comment*
Do you drop your cell phone a lot?  Nope
Do you think Santa is sexy?  No, but you're implying that he is
Do you like to kayak?  Kaya- waaaa?
What about canoe?  Neither boat
Have you ever been on a pontoon?  I've been on nothing
What about a raft?  Nope
Do you often say your mom?  I'm a gentleman...
Have you tried anythig off of Taco Bell's volcano menu?  No, but I like the taco bowl thing
Did you like it/ Do you want to?  I'd try it just for the heck of it (as long as it's female) *at Bryan* >=P
Do you own any zebra print skinny jeans?  Nooooooooo
What about leopard?  I am not that type of cat person
Plaid?  No
Paint splattered?  Noooo
Do you even wear skinny jeans?  Nope
Is there are guitar pick anywhere near you?  No
Are there any diapers/ pull-ups in your house?  Yes
Are hot wings yummy?  I hate buffalo wings.  Honey BBQ/Teriyaki is where it's at
Do you liek them with or without bones?  Without the bones; I like them nice, plump, and juicy (as long as it's female) >=P
Do you like the smell of Yanke Candle candles?  Never seen one before
Do you have Facebook bookmarked?  I have no Facebook account
What about Myspace?  Yeah, but I barely log on
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEEDALIPHOBIA!! 
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Do you even know what it means?  You're afraid of Hippos?
It's the fear of long words. Happy now?  Can you even tell if I'm happy?
Do you use online banking?  I don't have a pay-pal account or anything like that
What grade did you first do algebra in? Freshman year; high-school
Did you graduate from High School?  Yeah
Have/Are you going to college?  Yes, I'm currently in college
Do your pencils have #2 lead?  #2 is overrated
What's your middle initials(s)?  M
Do you have the initials of a brand name (KFC, BMW, ect...)  No
Do you play the guitar?  What did I just finish saying about instruments?
Do you have a flip phone?  No
Slide phone?  No
Touch screen phone?  NO
Full keyboard phone?  Side-kicks?... Pffft, overrated-ass devices forged from the Final Faggotry 7 Abyss used by gangsta "wanna-bes" and losers in general.  Only COOL people get to hold one, and you people know who you are if you own one
Have you ever played Waka-Waka?  Nope
Have you ever gotten to level 7 if you have played it?  Nope
Do you like classic arcade games?  DIG-DUG!!!
Do you like The Used?  The Used... The Used... sounds familiar, but no, I haven't heard of them to my memory...
What about Paramore?  If I were a Twilight-tard, yes...
All Time Low?  Never heard of this
Do you know what band Ian Watkins is from?  No
How many USB ports does your computer have?  Yes, it has 2 vaginas... *spitefully*
Do neon colors attract your eyes?  Electric web colors like Indigo do
Do you run for fun?  Yeah, I do, A LOT (and you should know by now that I'm mocking these sexually-taken answers just to spite some people here).  Other than that, I just walk
Where were you April 17th, 1996?  Not here
Did you know that's my birthday?  You want us to stalk you right?.... (jk jk)
Will you wish me a happy birthday?  Yeah, but damn, you're THAT young?
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars?  It's been a while since I rode a bike.  Tried it once and failed...
Are there any streets in your town with the same name as you?  Nope
Have you ever been to California?  If I were there, I would have killed Jordan by now and converted Bobby into a communist (not really)
Nebraska?  No
Have you had unprotected sex yet?  Who the hell would wanna have sex with me?  Have you even SEEN me?  Be the judge of it.  I am not a candidate for this >.>
Protected?  I just finished saying that I'm not a ladies' man nor could I ever have sex T_T;
How many tabs are open in your internet browser?  Just two, mainly google, tinypic, here, or just Flashchat
What's your name?  Juan
This quiz will be more than 300 questions. Will you continue?  I got time
Have you ever drove a dirtbike?  No
Do you have any relatives from Japan?  No
Como te amos?  I'm an equal-opportunity hater.  Prepared to be laughed at:  HAHAHAHAHAHA
What is your name?  Not you
Do you realize I just asked the same question twice?  Yes, do I pass?
Donde esta tu madre?  No where near you
Where is your mother?  Safe from "yo mama" jokes
I just asked the same question again. Are you aware of this?  I just got 3 straight As.  Woot!
Is grey boring?  Yes
What about brown?  No, it can be used artistically
White?  No
Black?  Best color ever; no-emo and no-goth or anything
Are you a victim of self-injury?  No
Do you tend to use the word WAAAAAHH! in conversations?  A rarity
Do you miss Michael Jackson?  I feel sorry for the bastard and I don't think he deserved to die, so in a way, I kinda do
Did you even care about him before he died?  He's been through a lot.  I'm rather on the neutral side on this topic
Do you like the album artwork for Artwork?  I don't bother much with album art
Confused with that last question?  No
Google search it. Do you like it?  At its genre
Do you like Greenday?  Noooooooo
Then you must like marijuana.  This has further proven that my intellect is dominant and superior over your lackluster, unresponsive and ill-witted mind you call a "brain"
Greenday is named that because of their support for it, so you like it too!  I have no further comments to this... You are a dimwit...
Guitar Hero or Rock Band?  Rock Band
Do you like the Saw movies?  I saw movies, but not Saw movies
Older Halloween movies or Rob Zombie versions?  I'll admit that horror films freak me out
What's your favorite fast food restaurant?  Hmmm, Wendy's, Popeye's, Checker's, and Burger King
Do you think Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?  That sounds gay... No-George....
Have you seen Adventureland?  Have you seen George?
Was it good/ Do you want to?  Wanna see George?
Do you have dish or cable?  I have a dish so I can eat.  Screw the cable, cause I don't need tv to stay entertained
Do you have more than 100 channels?  Who needs channels when you can have SEX *sarcastically*!!!
Are you afraid of the number 666?  666 is afraid of me
Do you have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia?  I don't have fears except a set few
I just asked the same question, did you realize that?  I can identify things from a mile away
Are you listening to music?  Not at the moment
Watching TV?  Screw tv
Doing this survey?  No shit
Do you like Billie Joe Armstrong's new hair?  No, but George does...
Do you think Craig Owens has a good screamo voice?  Devil Wears Prada... bitch...
Is chekerboard "cool"?  Huh?
What about bright skinny jeans?  Eww
What's your AIM screen name?  Stalker... (lmao, jk)
Did you really just give that out?  I don't share anything of mine *at Bryan* You know I do this just for torment right ?
What if there's a creeper on your myspace?  I'd rather have a cute skinny-ass scene-girl stalk me than some 40-year-old truck driver
What is your name?  NO U
Do you dislike it?  It's actually a cool name
Do you read AP?  Hmm?
People?  Hmmmm? (again)
J-14?  ...
Seventeen?  I'm 18...
Do you listen to music just because it's on the radio?  Screw the radio
Did you read Twilight just because it was made into a movie?  Twilight can go suck it
Do you like rap music?  TOO repetitive.  Only few have been pretty cool in my ears
Do you cross out passed dates on calendars?  No
Do you watch George Lopez?  I know you do
Family Guy?  No
Spongebob?  He watches you
Does country music make you puke inside?  That's unrealistic...
Is there a candle next to you?  If I were a circus performer or a tarot card reader, then yes
Do you think shirtless dudes/ girls in bikinis at the beach are hot? And that would imply bisexuality, right?
Does your crush have a girlfriend?  I have no crush
Does your boyfriend have a girlfriend?  It's funny how you ask these type of questions, considering SP is a SAUSAGE-FEST
Are you getting tired of this survey?  I'm physically tired, but not because of the survey (it's because I didn't get any sleep this morning; nothing sexually-involved)
Have you ever used LimeWire?  Ahhh, the jail-bait technique... Used to when it wasn't "illegal".  Stopped IMMEDIATELY after the fucker destroyed my laptop the first half of the year that I got it
Do you have an iPod? Or a different brand MP3  Yeah
Does your phone say letters out loud?  No
Did you know LimeWire is illegal?  Yes
If you used it, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!! Are you scared you'll get arrested?  I used it BEFORE it was illegal.  Whether it changes to legality, I wouldn't dare touch the god damn virus-clustered shit
Por que?  400 points, bitch
Remember what that means?  500 points, and running
What does it mean?  600
Do you know your enemy?  I have no enemies; I killed them off
Do you watch TV shows with huuuggee families?  A gay guy would
I LOVE YOU! What is your response? 
Do you have a pool?  No
What about a hot tub?  No
What version of AIM do you have? 
What's your cell #?  My body is composed of over BILLIONS of cells and particles.  There is no "cell #", just "# of cells"
Wow, did you honestly just gimme your number?  No, cause I'm not a math wiz (I love mind-fucking people around.... non sexually...
Will you be my friend?  You've made several failed attempts in making me your boyfriend, and the very same for the next guy who takes this survey
Are you kinky?  No, I'm Juan
Have your friends ever prank I/Med you?  No
Have you ever prank I/Med anyone?  No
Can your phone make slideshows?  Yeah
Mine can. Are you jealous?  Nope... 700 points
Do you want my number?  Is it 69?
Well you're not getting it!  Thank god...
Have you ever been to Shaw's while I/Ming someone with the last name Shaw?  Shaw- whaaaa?
Do you smoke?  No
Have you quit smoking?  Never smoked
Do you support To Write Love On Her Arms?  Depends... Is it an emo band/movement/My Chemical Romance/Twilight-related thing?  Cause no
What's your favorite clothing store?  Ecko Unlimited
Does your iPod have more than 700 songs?  No
Where did you get the socks you're wearing?  From my drawer
What is your perfect haircut?  I'm too ugly to have a decent haircut
Would you rob Bill Gates if you got the chance to?  I would if it meant helping a poor family and/or homeless group/person.  What can I say?  I'm Robin Hood (or would be)... Otherwise, a definite no (and it would only be so if Bill Gates was an "ASSHOLE" or something to that extent)
Do you hate Beatles Rock Band?  Meh...
What about Guitar Hero 5?  I prefer Rock Band
Can you play any instrument on expert?  No
Can you play an instrument in real life?  I have zero talent; I'm much more of a "balanced" person in various things, but I ain't "perfect" at anything.  Look at my dA account.  I got over 7,000 views and only 1/30 of the comments are in regards to how GREAT I can draw while the page-views just tell me how many people saw my artwork and rarely get a comment.  Bottom-line:  I fail epically
What does 2+2=?  22... lulz (800 points for the humor)
7? You said 7? Okay, thanks for the help.  I hope you pass your first Kindergarten exam ^_^ (not xD)
*Tomorrow* I GOT 2+2 WRONG!! #$%@ YOU!! Your response?  You forgot to end it with a punctuation mark, like I dunno, a period?
Are the lights on in your room?  Always
Do you attend school dances?  I can't dance to save my life
Did you drop out of school?  No
Why is the world round?  Cause I can rock it all around
Have you ever written a play?  No, never even attempted to
Do you have to use the bathroom?  Already used the restroom an hour ago
Was 9/11 terrible?   
Do you wera glasses?  No
Contacts?  No
Are you allowed to cook?  Depends... I could try, but I never have before
Do you do your own laundry?  No
Do you have any notifications on Facebook?  No
On Myspace?  No
Do you have a P.O. Box?  No
Do you have your own band?  No
Do you believe in 2012?  I believe in Santa Claus, Jesus, AND the Easter Bunny.... bitch! (and screw 2012)
Do you even know what's going on in 2012?  NOT YOU
Touch your nose. Did you listen to me?  Nope
Now touch your toes. Did you?  No
You're lying! I can see you! I knew you were a 40-year-old truck driver
Are you invisible?  Don't need to.  You can't even see me
Can you see your face?  *Checks the mirror* Check
Then you must be invisible! Amazed?  No, I'm just capable of seeing myself.  No one else can see me.  It's like I'm not there
What comes to mind when i type these 3 letters: unt? Blunt.... nice try....
Are you pregnant?  No, you are
Are you on birth control?  I'm turning you on, aren't I? *sarcasm*
Do you have irregular periods?  I'm grammatically, and politically correct; 900 points
OHH NOO!! THE END IS NEARING!!
Are you sad?  I'm Juan
Are you mad?  No
Happy?  What part of Juan don't you understand?
Hyper  JUAN
Insane?  That's my alter-ego's name
Crazy?  That's my alter-ego's SISTER'S name
Funny?  I could try but I don't consider myself funny
Dumb?  Yeah, I'm an idiot; 1,000 for self-realization
Are you glad this survey is over?  Somewhat...
Will you now do something productive? I've been multi-tasking..
Will you be getting off your butt anytime soon?  I need to go to sleep...
Are you going to sleep any time soon?  Wow, I must be psychic... 1,100 points
Are you at work right now?  Nope
Why did you take this survey?  Just for fun
Are you bored?  Yeah, because I wanna go to sleep
Are you African-American?  I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR- BLAAAAAAA- *cough* No...
Do you have a check book?  Nope
Will you destroy me?  Psssh, you don't even exist.  You are a paradox of yourself
What if i destroy you?  It doesn't happen; it says so in the Bible, whether you are atheist or not (THAT'S RIGHT, LOWER-CASED, BITCHES!)
What if i destroy me?  Good for you
What if you destroy you?  I would reincarnate
LAST QUESTION: What is your name? Juan; 1,200 points for getting the right answer (reality-check: 2,100 points).  LONG-LIVE THE # 12!!!

[Rad]

Do If Your Desprate! I am desperate!
xD

Have you ever made a homeade pizza?  Yes. It's the best pizza, too.
Can you play both the treble and bass parts on a piano?  No, but I've played them on the GBA!
Do your little sister's jeans look great on you, by the way?  No sister, unfortunately.
Have you ever/ do you have an eating disorder?  No.
Have you ever dyed your hair?  No. I think it'd be fun, though.
Do you make good girls go bad?  I try not to...
Have you ever watched the VMAs? Nope. Never been interested.
Do you think Lady Gaga wears crazy outfits for attention? Anyone who wears crazy outfits does it for attention.
Do you have a digital camera?  Yes.
Have you ever stuck your finger in an outlet? I've always stayed away from those. As a kid I didn't want to get shocked and drop dead!
Do you have highlights? No, but I'm wanting to get blonde highlights sometime in the future for a while.
Does your computer have a cordless mouse? I have one, but I use my touchpad instead.
Do you have a pet fat cat?  Nope. No cat at all, actually.
Have you ever tried to bite your toenails like you would with fingernails? I don't get why people bite their fingernails to begin with - my toenails hold no enchanting spell over me.
Do you have a black dog?  No.
Have you ever had a black dog?  Yes.
Do you have 3 black dogs?  No.
Do you have 3 dogs?  No.
Do you still play Pokemon games?  I still have yet to play one.
Do you have Hippopotomonstorsesquippedaliphobia?  Sorry, I'm afraid of long words so I'm not reading that whole question.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'm sorry, I got scared, did you?  Oh, I thought you yawned.
Does your printer have ink?  Yes, although it likes to run out when I'm short on time and absolutely need to print something for college.
Has your cat ever sat on your keyboard?  Nope.
Will you marry me?  Naw. Thanks for the offer though.
If you said yes, por que?  I didn't so I'm not telling you why!
Did you need a translater to figure out what I just said?  Nope.
Did you know it's Spanish?  Yes.
Did you know it means why?  Yes.
Por wue did/ didn't you know that?  WHO ARE YOU THAT YOU THINK I'D TELL YOU SUCH THINGS?!
Should I ask better questions?  Naw these are fun.
Por que?  *repeats the above*
If you said no, too bad. How does that make you feel?
Are you using a labtop right now?  Yes. I'd take a laptop over a desktop any day.
Is there a writing utensil on the floor near your feet?  Yes and not on the floor.
How old are you?  22-6+32-12+3-21.
Do you play a fretless string instrument?  No.
Have you ever been in a Smart Car?  No.
Do your friends call you blonde? No.
What about an idiot?  Bryan's called me that before...
Do you say you're fat when you really aren't?  No.
Are you a pessimist?  Somewhat.
An optimist?  Somewhat.
An optimistic pessimist?  Something like that. I'm what I call "optimistically realistic".
Is/ Are there any framed photo(s) of you in your house? Yes.
Do you shop at Zumies?  No.
PacSun?  No.
Hot Topic?  No.
Amercrombie?  No.
Do you think the letter 'Q' is stupid? Naw it's pretty cool.
Does any part of your name (1st, middle, last) begin with an A?  None of your stalker business.
B?
C?
[...]
Y?
Z?
Did I guess it right?  Maybe.
YESSS!!!! I'm skilled, aren't I?  Maybe.
We're nearing the end... How sad! So...much...here...
Did you like this survey?  Yes.
Was it rad?  Mmmmm
Was is 9 rad?  Mmmmm
Was it one of the stupidest surveys you've ever taken?  No, not nearly.
Guess what? I LIED!! There's much more randomness! DIIIIEEEEE.
Are you mad at me now?  No I already knew how long this was.
Does it look like the the clicker on your screen is moving when it's not?  No.
Are you signed in to AIM?  Nope.
Have you ever made a blog through Wordpress?  Nope.
Turn around. What's the 1st thing you see when you stop?  Weegee!
Is this thing important to you?  I'm devoting an hour to this - it sure should be!
How big is the nearest TV?  Big enough.
Do you prefer mechanical pencils?  Definitely. I never have been fond of regular pencils that much.
Are you in a carpeted room?  Yes.
Do you make smileys with '=' or ':' for the eyes?  I make them with a :.
Do you know how to make an emo-haired smiley? No.
Show me.  You can't make me!
You make it like this: //_^  Awww...that's cute!
Did you have to look at the last question to know how to make it?  Yes.
Is it cute?  No.
Am I cute?  Give me your phone number and address first and I'll tell you. (jk jk)
If you said yes, do you even know me?  I go to your college, remember? 
Do you like classic or new Mario games?  They're alright. I've never been a huge fan.
Do you drop your cell phone a lot?  No. I've only dropped it once or twice.
Do you think Santa is sexy?  ...
Do you like to kayak?  No.
What about canoe?  It's fun but not something I'd like to do every day.
Have you ever been on a pontoon?  No.
What about a raft?  Yes.
Have you tried anythig off of Taco Bell's volcano menu?  No.
Did you like it/ Do you want to?  I'm hungry right now so I kind of do...
Do you own any zebra print skinny jeans?  No.
What about leopard?  No.
Plaid?  No.
Paint splattered?  Depends. A worn and used look can be pretty good looking.
Do you even wear skinny jeans?  No.
Is there are guitar pick anywhere near you?  Yes.
Are there any diapers/ pull-ups in your house? I'm wea--No.
Are hot wings yummy?  Very.
Do you liek them with or without bones?  Without.
Do you like the smell of Yanke Candle candles?  Sometimes. Most of the time I don't though...
Do you have Facebook bookmarked? No.
What about Myspace?  No.
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEEDALIPHOBIA!! Somebody save me!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Do you even know what it means?  Yes, and you gave it one too many Ps! I read a book on Latin and Greek root words several years back.
It's the fear of long words. Happy now? Very.
Do you use online banking?  Sometimes.
What grade did you first do algebra in?  11th. I'm not fond of math...
Did you graduate from High School? 
Have/Are you going to college? Yep. Currently taking classes.
Do your pencils have #2 lead?  Not a clue.
What's your middle initials(s)?  NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU STALKER.
Do you have the initials of a brand name (KFC, BMW, ect...) Maybe.
Do you play the guitar?  No.
Do you have a flip phone?  No.
Slide phone?  Yes.
Touch screen phone? No.
Full keyboard phone?  No.
Have you ever played Waka-Waka?  No.
Have you ever gotten to level 7 if you have played it?
Do you like classic arcade games?  Sometimes.
Do you like The Used?  The What?
What about Paramore?
All Time Low?
Do you know what band Ian Watkins is from?  No.
How many USB ports does your computer have?  Four.
Do neon colors attract your eyes?  Initially, yes. But I don't like them.
Do you run for fun?  If fun is when you're being chased.
Where were you April 17th, 1996?  The past.
Did you know that's my birthday?  At one point...
Will you wish me a happy birthday?  Happy Birthday!
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars?  No. Tried and failed.
Are there any streets in your town with the same name as you?  I know of one - but it's insignificant.
Have you ever been to California?  Yes.
Nebraska?  Yes.
Have you had unprotected sex yet?  Nope.
Protected?  Nope.
How many tabs are open in your internet browser? ...14...
What's your name?  AurorX.
This quiz will be more than 300 questions. Will you continue?  YOU LIE AND YES I WILL.
Have you ever drove a dirtbike?  No.
Do you have any relatives from Japan?  No.
Como te amos? TripleX.
What is your name?  Mr E.
Do you realize I just asked the same question twice?  Yes.
Donde esta tu madre?  I don't speak Spanish.
Where is your mother?  ...why do you want to know?
I just asked the same question again. Are you aware of this? Now I am!
Is grey boring? Depend on how it's used.
What about brown?  Not usually.
White?  I like white.
Black?  And I like black.
Are you a victim of self-injury?  Nope.
Do you tend to use the word WAAAAAHH! in conversations?  No.
Do you miss Michael Jackson?  No. *waits for the angry mobs*
Did you even care about him before he died? Just a bit.
Do you like the album artwork for Artwork? Yes.
Confused with that last question?  Yes.
Google search it. Do you like it?  I like Google searching.
Do you like Greenday?  No.
Then you must like marijuana.  No.
Greenday is named that because of their support for it, so you like it too!  Still no!
Guitar Hero or Rock Band?  Not really.
Do you like the Saw movies?  Not at all.
Older Halloween movies or Rob Zombie versions?  Nope.
What's your favorite fast food restaurant?  Jack-in-the-Box.
Do you think Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?  I do, but it's just a hunch.
Have you seen Adventureland?  No.
Was it good/ Do you want to? No.
Do you have dish or cable?  Cable.
Do you have more than 100 channels?  I used to. Almost 1000.
Are you afraid of the number 666?  I'm not afraid of it. I recognize it, though.
Do you have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia?  Nope.
I just asked the same question, did you realize that?  Yes.
Are you listening to music?  No.
Watching TV?  No.
Doing this survey?  IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?
Do you like Billie Joe Armstrong's new hair?  No.
Do you think Craig Owens has a good screamo voice?  I don't like screamo, so no.
Is chekerboard "cool"?  No.
What about bright skinny jeans?  Not really sure.
What's your AIM screen name?  Hmmmm....
Did you really just give that out?  Nope!
What if there's a creeper on your myspace? Precisely why I don't have one.
What is your name?  Not saying!
Do you dislike it?  No.
Do you read AP?  No.
People?  No.
J-14?  No.
Seventeen?  No.
Do you listen to music just because it's on the radio?  No.
Did you read Twilight just because it was made into a movie?  No.
Do you like rap music?  No.
Do you cross out passed dates on calendars?  Depends on the calendar.
Do you watch George Lopez?  No.
Family Guy?  No.
Spongebob?  No.
Does country music make you puke inside? Well, it's a music genre I like the least.
Is there a candle next to you? No.
Do you think shirtless dudes/ girls in bikinis at the beach are hot? I don't really do the "hot" thing, per se, but a likable physique depends on the person.
Does your crush have a girlfriend? I have no crush.
Does your boyfriend have a girlfriend? Doesn't apply.
Are you getting tired of this survey? Naw, not really.
Have you ever used LimeWire? Yes, a couple times a long time ago.
Do you have an iPod? Or a different brand MP3 Yes, an iPod.
Does your phone say letters out loud? No.
Did you know LimeWire is illegal? I was uncertain at the time (once even assured it was fine), but now I know and keep from using it.
If you used it, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!! Are you scared you'll get arrested? No.
Por que? The probability of that happening is very, very low, among other reasons.
Remember what that means? Yes.
What does it mean? Why?
Do you know your enemy? I have no enemies.
Do you watch TV shows with huuuggee families? No.
I LOVE YOU! What is your response? Awwww, thanks. I like you too!
Do you have a pool? If my toilet qualifies   . . . or my tub.
What about a hot tub? Unfortunately, no. I like those things though...
What version of AIM do you have? If I used it I'd know, but I don't.
What's your cell #? (202) 456-1414
Wow, did you honestly just gimme your number? Try it and find out.
Will you be my friend? I thought we already were friends.
Are you kinky? No.
Have your friends ever prank I/Med you? No.
Have you ever prank I/Med anyone? No.
Can your phone make slideshows? If it does I haven't discovered how to do it.
Mine can. Are you jealous? Yes. Just a little. No.
Do you want my number? It'd be cool but no.
Well you're not getting it! Boo you!
Have you ever been to Shaw's while I/Ming someone with the last name Shaw? No.
Do you smoke? Nope.
Have you quit smoking? Nope.
Do you support To Write Love On Her Arms? No.
What's your favorite clothing store? I'm really not sure. There's a lot of good places out there.
Does your iPod have more than 700 songs? No, not even close.
Where did you get the socks you're wearing? How did you know I'm wearing socks?! *looks out window*
What is your perfect haircut? There is no such thing. I love hair. Each style is so unique and there can be several styles that look great on a person.
Would you rob Bill Gates if you got the chance to? No.
Do you hate Beatles Rock Band? I don't love it but I don't hate it either.
What about Guitar Hero 5? I'm not a fan.
Can you play any instrument on expert? No.
Can you play an instrument in real life? Not yet - I will someday though!
What does 2+2=? 22.
7? You said 7? Okay, thanks for the help. No problem.
*Tomorrow* I GOT 2+2 WRONG!! #$%@ YOU!! Your response? You asked me! Homework 101: don't rely on other people's work!
Are the lights on in your room? Yes.
Do you attend school dances? I'm not fond of dancing...
Did you drop out of school? Nope.
Why is the world round? God had good taste.
Have you ever written a play? Nope.
Do you have to use the bathroom? No.
Was 9/11 terrible? Very.
Do you wera glasses? No.
Contacts? No.
Are you allowed to cook? Yes, but I don't do it often. Most of it winds up on me or on the floor if I cook.
Do you do your own laundry? No. Sometimes, though.
Do you have any notifications on Facebook? No.
On Myspace? No.
Do you have a P.O. Box? No.
Do you have your own band? No.
Do you believe in 2012? I believe in the year - but not the prophecies of doom. My prophetic timeline differs greatly from what is being pushed out there now.
Do you even know what's going on in 2012? Very well.
Touch your nose. Did you listen to me? No, but I imagined myself doing it.
Now touch your toes. Did you? No. But I thought about it.
You're lying! I can see you! *screams and sits in a fetal-position in the corner of the room and rocks frantically back-and-forth.*
Are you invisible? I thought you said you could see me! *gets back up from the corner*
Can you see your face? Here you go:
Then you must be invisible! Amazed? Amazed!
What comes to mind when i type these 3 letters: unt? "Unit".
Are you pregnant? Not the last time I checked.
Are you on birth control? Nope.
Do you have irregular periods? I have periods of irregularity, but not irregular periods.
OHH NOO!! THE END IS NEARING!! 2012! Run!!! Oh wait...
Are you sad? Nope.
Are you mad? Nope.
Happy? Yes.
Hyper Nope. *sets down his 6th cup of coffee with his teeth chattering.*
Insane? I've been that for a long time.
Crazy? This too. This too. This too. Th--.
Funny? I can be - get me around the right people and I'm known for being a funny guy.
Dumb? I hope not.
Are you glad this survey is over? At this hour? A bit.
Will you now do something productive? Sleep. That's so productive.
Will you be getting off your butt anytime soon? I'll be moving soon...
Are you going to sleep any time soon? Yes. Oh sweet bed...
Are you at work right now? Nope.
Why did you take this survey? I followed the orders in your death-threat PM to me.
Are you bored? Not really.
Are you African-American? No.
Do you have a check book? Yes.
Will you destroy me? No, whatever that may mean.
What if i destroy you? Then you're a very mean man.
What if i destroy me? Then I will cry.
What if you destroy you? Then you better cry.
LAST QUESTION: What is your name? X. X. Xaraviia.

[Frozen]

Have you ever made a homeade pizza?  No, but I did at school
Can you play both the treble and bass parts on a piano?  No, but i like playing random things on the piano
Do your little sister's jeans look great on you, by the way?  Of course they do, if they fit
Have you ever/ do you have an eating disorder?  nope
Have you ever dyed your hair?  never
Do you make good girls go bad?   nope
Have you ever watched the VMAs?  Only the whole Kanye West thing, but other than that no
Do you think Lady Gaga wears crazy outfits for attention?  I guess
Do you have a digital camera?  Dont need one
Have you ever stuck your finger in an outlet?  A fork >.>
Do you have highlights?  No
Does your computer have a cordless mouse?  I have a laptop
Do you have a pet fat cat?  A fat cat ? As in a wealthy and highly privileged person ? No
Have you ever tried to bite your toenails like you would with fingernails?  No, but I always bite my finger nails
Do you have a black dog?  No
Have you ever had a black dog?  No
Do you have 3 black dogs?  ...Yes
Do you have 3 dogs?  no u
Do you still play Pokemon games?  Hell yes
Do you have Hippopotomonstorsesquippedaliphobia?  Nope
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 
I'm sorry, I got scared, did you?  So scared that I wet myself
Does your printer have ink?  Yes
Has your cat ever sat on your keyboard?  No cat
Will you marry me?  I'll think about it
If you said yes, por que?
Did you need a translater to figure out what I just said?  No
Did you know it's Spanish?  Yes
Did you know it means why?  Yes
Por wue did/ didn't you know that?  I dont know what por wue is
Should I ask better questions?  I like them
Por que?  Dont you mean por wue ?
If you said no, too bad. How does that make you feel?  Like answering more questions
Are you using a labtop right now?  No, Im using a laptop
Is there a writing utensil on the floor near your feet?  Yes in my backpack
How old are you?  Old enough
Do you play a fretless string instrument?  No
Have you ever been in a Smart Car?  No
Do your friends call you blonde?  I call my sister blonde
What about an idiot?  Yes, definitely
Do you say you're fat when you really aren't?  Yes, jokingly
Are you a pessimist?  Most of the time
An optimist?  Sometimes
An optimistic pessimist?  Yes.....wait no....i mean yes.....um...ok next question
Is/ Are there any framed photo(s) of you in your house?  Yup
Do you shop at Zumies?  only bought a pair of shoes from there, but other than that, no
PacSun?  no
Hot Topic?  no
Amercrombie?  no
Do you think the letter 'Q' is stupid? Leave Q alone
Does any part of your name (1st, middle, last) begin with an A?  Nope
B?  No
C?  No
D?  Yup
E?  No
F?  No
G?  No
H?  No
I?  No
J?  Yes
K?  No
L?  No
M?  Yup
N?  No
O?  No
P?  No
Q?  No
R?  No
S?  No
T?  No
U?  No
V?  No
W?  No
X?  No
Y?  No
Z?  No
Did I guess it right?  Take a guess
YESSS!!!! I'm skilled, aren't I?  Maybe
We're nearing the end... How sad! I agree
Did you like this survey?  It entertained me
Was it rad?  meh
Was is 9 rad?  never saw it, so meh
Was it one of the stupidest surveys you've ever taken?  Ive taken worse
Guess what? I LIED!! There's much more randomness! Wooo randomness
Are you mad at me now?  Yes and I refuse to answer anymore questions
Does it look like the the clicker on your screen is moving when it's not?  no
Are you signed in to AIM?  no
Have you ever made a blog through Wordpress?  i dont even know what wordpress is
Turn around. What's the 1st thing you see when you stop?  The wall
Is this thing important to you?  Yes...it protects and loves me  (tears of joy)
How big is the nearest TV?  27 inch
Do you prefer mechanical pencils?  yup
Are you in a carpeted room?  Tile room with a carpet
Do you make smileys with '=' or ':' for the eyes?  With ":" : D
Do you know how to make an emo-haired smiley?  i do now after reading these questions already
Show me. 
You make it like this: //_^ 
Did you have to look at the last question to know how to make it?  mhm
Is it cute?  no
Am I cute?  I thought you were Aaron
If you said yes, do you even know me?  More than you know
Do you like classic or new Mario games?  Both
Do you drop your cell phone a lot?  Nope
Do you think Santa is sexy?  Very
Do you like to kayak?  Yeah
What about canoe?  Sure
Have you ever been on a pontoon?  Been on a what now ?
What about a raft?  Yes
Do you often say your mom?  Never, I think its pretty lame(and yet I like saying "no u," go figure)
Have you tried anythig off of Taco Bell's volcano menu?  Yes, the volcano taco
Did you like it/ Do you want to?  It was alright
Do you own any zebra print skinny jeans?  No
What about leopard?  nope
Plaid?  No
Paint splattered?  No
Do you even wear skinny jeans?  Yes
Is there are guitar pick anywhere near you?  Yes in my room
Are there any diapers/ pull-ups in your house?  Yes
Are hot wings yummy?  Hell yes
Do you liek them with or without bones?  Boneless
Do you like the smell of Yanke Candle candles?  No...?
Do you have Facebook bookmarked?  No Facebook account
What about Myspace?  Ewww Myspace
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEEDALIPHOBIA!! 
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Do you even know what it means?  Its a fear
It's the fear of long words. Happy now?  Youve made me the happiest man on this earth
Do you use online banking?  Yup
What grade did you first do algebra in? 6th, math has always been easy for me
Did you graduate from High School?  Yeah
Have/Are you going to college?  Yes
Do your pencils have #2 lead?  Mhm
What's your middle initials(s)?  D
Do you have the initials of a brand name (KFC, BMW, ect...)  Nope
Do you play the guitar?  Bass
Do you have a flip phone?  I have the Env touch
Slide phone?  Read above
Touch screen phone?  Read two above
Full keyboard phone?  It has a full keyboard, yes
Have you ever played Waka-Waka?  Nope
Have you ever gotten to level 7 if you have played it?  Nope
Do you like classic arcade games?  Yes !
Do you like The Used?  Heard of them, but no
What about Paramore?  No
All Time Low?  Never heard of them
Do you know what band Ian Watkins is from?  No
How many USB ports does your computer have?  2
Do neon colors attract your eyes?  yeah
Do you run for fun?  I dont even like running for a grade >.>
Where were you April 17th, 1996?  I was celebrating the day after my 5th birthday !!!!
Did you know that's my birthday?  Wooo I beat you by a day !!!!
Will you wish me a happy birthday?  No, it will be overshadowed by mine
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars?  I never learned how to ride a bike because i crashed when i was little, and was too scared to try again 
Are there any streets in your town with the same name as you?  Jordan Road ftw !
Have you ever been to California?  No, never in my life....but I do live there
Nebraska?  Yes, we drove through it once
Have you had unprotected sex yet?  Nope
Protected?  ^
How many tabs are open in your internet browser?  This, FlashChat(Hi Bobby !), Youtube(some punk song Im listening to)
What's your name?  Jordan
This quiz will be more than 300 questions. Will you continue?  No, I refuse to answer anymore
Have you ever drove a dirtbike?  No
Do you have any relatives from Japan?  No
Como te amos?  How you masters?(right?)
What is your name?  Frozen
Do you realize I just asked the same question twice?  actually you didnt
Donde esta tu madre?  asleep
Where is your mother?  asleep
I just asked the same question again. Are you aware of this?  Mhm
Is grey boring?  sometimes
What about brown?  No
White?  No
Black?  Sometimes
Are you a victim of self-injury?  No
Do you tend to use the word WAAAAAHH! in conversations?  never
Do you miss Michael Jackson?  A lot of my family does. I just feel sorry that he had to die
Did you even care about him before he died?  To be honest not much because what was happening with him at the time
Do you like the album artwork for Artwork?  Never saw it
Confused with that last question?  No
Google search it. Do you like it?  too lazy to search
Do you like Greenday?  I used to
Then you must like marijuana.  Yes I must
Greenday is named that because of their support for it, so you like it too!  Mmk
Guitar Hero or Rock Band?  I like both
Do you like the Saw movies?  First 2, but after that it got way too confusing
Older Halloween movies or Rob Zombie versions?  I like both
What's your favorite fast food restaurant?  Wendys and Carls Jr.
Do you think Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?  Sure why not ?
Have you seen Adventureland?  Yes
Was it good/ Do you want to?  No
Do you have dish or cable?  cable
Do you have more than 100 channels?  yes
Are you afraid of the number 666?  nope
Do you have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia?  Do you ?
I just asked the same question, did you realize that?  Yup
Are you listening to music?  Yes
Watching TV?  Yes
Doing this survey?  No
Do you like Billie Joe Armstrong's new hair?  No
Do you think Craig Owens has a good screamo voice?  Screamo voice = automatic no
Is chekerboard "cool"?  Huh ?
What about bright skinny jeans?  ....I have bright green skinny jeans that i go swimming in
What's your AIM screen name?  No AIM
Did you really just give that out?  Yes
What if there's a creeper on your myspace?  I would say "Leave me alone Juan !"
What is your name?  Jordan
Do you dislike it?  I like it
Do you read AP?  No
People?  Never
J-14?  Read above
Seventeen?  again
Do you listen to music just because it's on the radio?  I listen to whatever I want
Did you read Twilight just because it was made into a movie?  ugh twilight
Do you like rap music?  No
Do you cross out passed dates on calendars?  Yeah
Do you watch George Lopez?  Yes
Family Guy?  Yes
Spongebob?  ....yes >.>
Does country music make you puke inside?  No, but I dont like it
Is there a candle next to you?  Nope
Do you think shirtless dudes/ girls in bikinis at the beach are hot? Yes @ girls
Does your crush have a girlfriend?  No ?
Does your boyfriend have a girlfriend?  Does yours ?
Are you getting tired of this survey?  no, but im sleepy, my capitalization is decreasing
Have you ever used LimeWire?  No
Do you have an iPod? Or a different brand MP3  Yes, iTouch
Does your phone say letters out loud?  yeah
Did you know LimeWire is illegal?  Yes
If you used it, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!! Are you scared you'll get arrested?  If i did use it, no i wouldnt be scared
Por que?  dont need to be
Remember what that means?  I remember por wue
What does it mean?  You tell me
Do you know your enemy?  More than they know
Do you watch TV shows with huuuggee families?  I guess so
I LOVE YOU! What is your response?  cool
Do you have a pool?  yes
What about a hot tub?  yes
What version of AIM do you have?  No
What's your cell #?  6268263945
Wow, did you honestly just gimme your number?  Yes
Will you be my friend?  Sure, why not ?
Are you kinky?  Sure, why not ?
Have your friends ever prank I/Med you?  No
Have you ever prank I/Med anyone?  No
Can your phone make slideshows?  I think so
Mine can. Are you jealous?  Very
Do you want my number?  Sure, why not ?
Well you're not getting it! 
Have you ever been to Shaw's while I/Ming someone with the last name Shaw?  no
Do you smoke?  No
Have you quit smoking?  No
Do you support To Write Love On Her Arms?  Who ?
What's your favorite clothing store?  Dont have one
Does your iPod have more than 700 songs?  Yes
Where did you get the socks you're wearing?  my house
What is your perfect haircut?  Dont have one
Would you rob Bill Gates if you got the chance to?  If I absolutely had to
Do you hate Beatles Rock Band?  No
What about Guitar Hero 5?  I like it
Can you play any instrument on expert?  Yes
Can you play an instrument in real life?  Yes, bass
What does 2+2=?  7
7? You said 7? Okay, thanks for the help.  No problem
*Tomorrow* I GOT 2+2 WRONG!! #$%@ YOU!! Your response?  You wrote 4, not 7
Are the lights on in your room?  no
Do you attend school dances?  Nope
Did you drop out of school?  No
Why is the world round?  Because you touch yourself
Have you ever written a play?  Yes, I wrote a little play called Hamlet
Do you have to use the bathroom?  just went
Was 9/11 terrible?  ummm....yes ?
Do you wera glasses?  Yup
Contacts?  Every once in a while
Are you allowed to cook?  Allowed to, yes. but i never do
Do you do your own laundry?  Yes
Do you have any notifications on Facebook?  No Facebook
On Myspace?  No Myspace
Do you have a P.O. Box?  No
Do you have your own band?  Not exactly. I play in my cousins garage. We have guitarist, drummer, and Me(bass). Nothing has evolved from that yet though.
Do you believe in 2012?  Why wouldnt I ? My calendar says there is a 2012
Do you even know what's going on in 2012?  Yes
Touch your nose. Did you listen to me?  Nope
Now touch your toes. Did you?  No
You're lying! I can see you! I can see you too
Are you invisible?  maybe
Can you see your face?  maybe
Then you must be invisible! Amazed?  maybe
What comes to mind when i type these 3 letters: unt? unit
Are you pregnant?  Of course
Are you on birth control?  Yes
Do you have irregular periods?  Yes, I space them out sometimes .
OHH NOO!! THE END IS NEARING!!
Are you sad? 
Are you mad? 
Happy? 
Hyper 
Insane? 
Crazy? 
Funny? 
Dumb? 
Are you glad this survey is over?  Kinda
Will you now do something productive? Sleep
Will you be getting off your butt anytime soon?  sleeeeeeep
Are you going to sleep any time soon?  sssssssslllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Are you at work right now?  in bed
Why did you take this survey?  For fun
Are you bored?  SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Are you African-American?  SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP..... i mean no
Do you have a check book?  Yes but i dont use it
Will you destroy me?  i might
What if i destroy you?  meh
What if i destroy me?  meh
What if you destroy you? 
LAST QUESTION: What is your name? Jorzen Frodan !!!!!

[dcmjlive]

Have you ever made a homemade pizza? OF COURSE
Can you play both the treble and bass parts on a piano? I don't play.
Do your little sister's jeans look great on you, by the way? No, coz my sis is skinny.
Have you ever/ do you have an eating disorder?  NOPE
Have you ever dyed your hair? YUP
Do you make good girls go bad? OH YEAH
Have you ever watched the VMAs? Say what?
Do you think Lady Gaga wears crazy outfits for attention? Of course she does
Do you have a digital camera? Nope
Have you ever stuck your finger in an outlet? Yup
Do you have highlights? Nope
Does your computer have a cordless mouse? Nope
Do you have a pet fat cat? Nope
Have you ever tried to bite your toenails like you would with fingernails? NOPE
Do you have a black dog? Yup
Have you ever had a black dog? Yup
Do you have 3 black dogs? NOPE
Do you have 3 dogs? NOPE
Do you still play Pokemon games? NO
Do you have Hippopotomonstorsesquippedaliphobia? Say what? No way.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'm sorry, I got scared, did you? uh...no
Does your printer have ink? I don't have a printer
Has your cat ever sat on your keyboard? I don't have a cat
Will you marry me? GAY!!!
If you said yes, por que? I said GAY!!!
Did you need a translater to figure out what I just said? No...and it's translator
Did you know it's Spanish? DUH
Did you know it means why? UHM DUH
Por wue did/ didn't you know that? I DID
Should I ask better questions? YES STUPID
Por que? BECAUSE
If you said no, too bad. How does that make you feel? Uh?
Are you using a labtop right now? no...but I'm using a laptop
Is there a writing utensil on the floor near your feet? Nope
How old are you? 19
Do you play a fretless string instrument? I don't play instruments
Have you ever been in a Smart Car? No
Do your friends call you blonde? How can they?
What about an idiot? Nope
Do you say you're fat when you really aren't? Yeah
Are you a pessimist? NO
An optimist? NO
An optimistic pessimist? NO
Is/ Are there any framed photo(s) of you in your house? YUP
Do you shop at Zumies? What's that?
PacSun? What's that?
Hot Topic? What's that?
Amercrombie? There's no such thing...maybe Ambercrombie...but no
Do you think the letter 'Q' is stupid? Nope
Does any part of your name (1st, middle, last) begin with an A? Nope
B? Nope
C? Yup
D? Yup
E? Nope
F? Nope
G? Nope
H? Nope
I? Nope
J? Yup
K? Nope
L? Nope
M? Yup
N? Nope
O? Nope
P? Nope
Q? Nope
R? Nope
S? Nope
T? Nope
U? Nope
V? Nope
W? Nope
X? Nope
Y? Nope
Z? Nope
Did I guess it right? NO
YESSS!!!! I'm skilled, aren't I? HELL NO YOU AREN'T
We're nearing the end... How sad! SO?
Did you like this survey? NO
Was it rad? NO
Was is 9 rad? NO
Was it one of the stupidest surveys you've ever taken? YUP
Guess what? I LIED!! There's much more randomness! WHATEVER
Are you mad at me now? NO
Does it look like the the clicker on your screen is moving when it's not? no
Are you signed in to AIM? no
Have you ever made a blog through Wordpress? YUP
Turn around. What's the 1st thing you see when you stop? door
Is this thing important to you? yes?
How big is the nearest TV? dunno
Do you prefer mechanical pencils? no
Are you in a carpeted room? no
Do you make smileys with '=' or ':' for the eyes? doesn't everyone?
Do you know how to make an emo-haired smiley? no
Show me. I don't know...duh
You make it like this: //_^ LOL
Did you have to look at the last question to know how to make it? I didn't know
Is it cute? YUP
Am I cute? HARDLY
If you said yes, do you even know me? YUP
Do you like classic or new Mario games? any's fine
Do you drop your cell phone a lot? YUP
Do you think Santa is sexy? GAY!!!
Do you like to kayak? YUP
What about canoe? YUP
Have you ever been on a pontoon? Say what?
What about a raft? Yup
Do you often say your mom? no
Have you tried anythig off of Taco Bell's volcano menu?  no
Did you like it/ Do you want to? I haven't tried stupid
Do you own any zebra print skinny jeans? NO
What about leopard? NO
Plaid? NO
Paint splattered? NO
Do you even wear skinny jeans? YUP
Is there are guitar pick anywhere near you? NO
Are there any diapers/ pull-ups in your house? NO
Are hot wings yummy? depends
Do you liek them with or without bones? uh...wings always have bones
Do you like the smell of Yanke Candle candles? what are those?
Do you have Facebook bookmarked? no...
What about Myspace? no
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEEDALIPHOBIA!! say what?
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Do you even know what it means? No
It's the fear of long words. Happy now? hahaha
Do you use online banking? no
What grade did you first do algebra in? First Year High
Did you graduate from High School? YUP
Have/Are you going to college? YUP
Do your pencils have #2 lead? YUP
What's your middle initials(s)? M
Do you have the initials of a brand name (KFC, BMW, ect...) I'm my own brand
Do you play the guitar? Learning
Do you have a flip phone? nope
Slide phone? nope
Touch screen phone? nope
Full keyboard phone? nope
Have you ever played Waka-Waka? yup
Have you ever gotten to level 7 if you have played it? nope
Do you like classic arcade games? yup
Do you like The Used? what's that?
What about Paramore? not much
All Time Low? what's that?
Do you know what band Ian Watkins is from? who's Ian Watkins?
How many USB ports does your computer have? 3
Do neon colors attract your eyes? nope
Do you run for fun? yup
Where were you April 17th, 1996? NO
Did you know that's my birthday? NO
Will you wish me a happy birthday? NO
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars? I can't ride a bike
Are there any streets in your town with the same name as you? nope
Have you ever been to California? YUP
Nebraska? NOPE
Have you had unprotected sex yet? NOPE
Protected? Protected what?
How many tabs are open in your internet browser? 4
What's your name? DJ
This quiz will be more than 300 questions. Will you continue? Maybe
Have you ever drove a dirtbike? Nope
Do you have any relatives from Japan? Nope
Como te amos? secret
What is your name? DJ
Do you realize I just asked the same question twice? Yeah, that's why you don't have 100 questions
Donde esta tu madre? in paradise
Where is your mother? in paradise
I just asked the same question again. Are you aware of this? You're stupid if I have to answer this.
Is grey boring? yup
What about brown? yup
White? not much
Black? nope
Are you a victim of self-injury? yup
Do you tend to use the word WAAAAAHH! in conversations? no
Do you miss Michael Jackson? YES
Did you even care about him before he died? YES
Do you like the album artwork for Artwork? no
Confused with that last question? no
Google search it. Do you like it? no
Do you like Greenday? no
Then you must like marijuana. Uhm...I said I don't like Greenday
Greenday is named that because of their support for it, so you like it too! Uhm...I said I don't like Greenday
Guitar Hero or Rock Band? either's fine
Do you like the Saw movies? no
Older Halloween movies or Rob Zombie versions? neither
What's your favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds
Do you think Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A? no
Have you seen Adventureland? no
Was it good/ Do you want to? no
Do you have dish or cable? cable
Do you have more than 100 channels? yup
Are you afraid of the number 666? maybe
Do you have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia? no
I just asked the same question, did you realize that? yup
Are you listening to music? nope
Watching TV? yup
Doing this survey? you're a sad sad boy
Do you like Billie Joe Armstrong's new hair? no
Do you think Craig Owens has a good screamo voice? no
Is chekerboard "cool"? no
What about bright skinny jeans? no
What's your AIM screen name? I DON'T HAVE AIM!!!
Did you really just give that out? I said I don't have AIM
What if there's a creeper on your myspace? I don't have myspace
What is your name? DJ
Do you dislike it? not my nickname :-P
Do you read AP? what's that?
People? nope
J-14? nope
Seventeen? nope
Do you listen to music just because it's on the radio? nope
Did you read Twilight just because it was made into a movie? nope
Do you like rap music? sometimes
Do you cross out passed dates on calendars? nope
Do you watch George Lopez? nope
Family Guy? yup
Spongebob? yup
Does country music make you puke inside? nope
Is there a candle next to you? nope
Do you think shirtless dudes/ girls in bikinis at the beach are hot? HOT!!!
Does your crush have a girlfriend? She's not lesbian
Does your boyfriend have a girlfriend? I'm not gay
Are you getting tired of this survey? maybe
Have you ever used LimeWire? yup
Do you have an iPod? Or a different brand MP3? iPod
Does your phone say letters out loud? no
Did you know LimeWire is illegal? it's not
If you used it, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!! Are you scared you'll get arrested? no
Por que? because it's not illegal
Remember what that means? DUH
What does it mean? it means why
Do you know your enemy? yup
Do you watch TV shows with huuuggee families? YUP
I LOVE YOU! What is your response? I HATE YOU BACK
Do you have a pool? nope
What about a hot tub? yup
What version of AIM do you have? I SAID I DON'T HAVE AIM, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM DUDE
What's your cell #? you don't have to know
Wow, did you honestly just gimme your number? no
Will you be my friend? maybe
Are you kinky? no
Have your friends ever prank I/Med you? yup
Have you ever prank I/Med anyone? yup
Can your phone make slideshows? yup
Mine can. Are you jealous? no
Do you want my number? no
Well you're not getting it! not my loss
Have you ever been to Shaw's while I/Ming someone with the last name Shaw? no
Do you smoke? no
Have you quit smoking? no
Do you support To Write Love On Her Arms? no
What's your favorite clothing store? Topshop
Does your iPod have more than 700 songs? YUP
Where did you get the socks you're wearing? Nike
What is your perfect haircut? Emo
Would you rob Bill Gates if you got the chance to? no
Do you hate Beatles Rock Band? no
What about Guitar Hero 5? no
Can you play any instrument on expert? no
Can you play an instrument in real life? no
What does 2+2=? 4
7? You said 7? Okay, thanks for the help. Hello stupid person
*Tomorrow* I GOT 2+2 WRONG!! #$%@ YOU!! Your response? Hello stupid
Are the lights on in your room? yup
Do you attend school dances? yup
Did you drop out of school? no
Why is the world round? it's not...it's an oblate spheroid
Have you ever written a play? yup
Do you have to use the bathroom? no
Was 9/11 terrible? yup
Do you wera glasses? wera? no
Contacts? no
Are you allowed to cook? yup
Do you do your own laundry? no
Do you have any notifications on Facebook? lemme check...yup
On Myspace? I don't have MYSPACE!!!
Do you have a P.O. Box? no
Do you have your own band? no
Do you believe in 2012? no
Do you even know what's going on in 2012? yup
Touch your nose. Did you listen to me? no
Now touch your toes. Did you? no
You're lying! I can see you! no I'm not...and you can't see me
Are you invisible? no
Can you see your face? yes
Then you must be invisible! Amazed? How can I be invisible if I see my face
What comes to mind when i type these 3 letters: unt? aunt
Are you pregnant? I'm not a girl
Are you on birth control? nope
Do you have irregular periods? I'm not a girl
OHH NOO!! THE END IS NEARING!! so?
Are you sad? no
Are you mad? no
Happy? no
Hyper no
Insane? no
Crazy? no
Funny? no
Dumb? no
Are you glad this survey is over? it's not over
Will you now do something productive? no
Will you be getting off your butt anytime soon? yup
Are you going to sleep any time soon? yup
Are you at work right now? no
Why did you take this survey? coz I'm bored
Are you bored? I just said it
Are you African-American? no
Do you have a check book? no
Will you destroy me? no
What if i destroy you? you can't even touch me
What if i destroy me? see ya
What if you destroy you? I can't do that
LAST QUESTION: What is your name? DJ

[Rad]

Hahaha@Bryan and me mentioning each other in the "Have you ever been called an idiot" question.

Also your emoticons cracked me up, Jordan. Also this:

How many tabs are open in your internet browser?  This, FlashChat(Hi Bobby !), Youtube(some punk song Im listening to)

[DoNotDelete]

I f**king hate these things.

Too much of this crapola over on dA.


NOBODY CARES. STOP MAKING JOURNAL ENTRIES ALREADY.

[Rad]

Well, at least you now know what thread to stay away from.

[Muzy72]

Have you ever made a homeade pizza? If I did, I probably would've died from food poisoning
Can you play both the treble and bass parts on a piano? Don't play piano Would love too though
Do your little sister's jeans look great on you, by the way? Never tried, never will
Have you ever/ do you have an eating disorder? I sometimes forget to eat. Doctor says I'm abnormal \o/
Have you ever dyed your hair? Nevah!
Do you make good girls go bad? Nope
Have you ever watched the VMAs? Maybe... Okay fine I have. LEAVE ME ALONE
Do you think Lady Gaga wears crazy outfits for attention? Well DUH!!!!
Do you have a digital camera? Too poor to afford one
Have you ever stuck your finger in an outlet? Yes. I am craazaay
Do you have highlights? Nope!
Does your computer have a cordless mouse? Used to, but 5 year old sister lost it >.>
Do you have a pet fat cat? No pets, mommy no like pets
Have you ever tried to bite your toenails like you would with fingernails? Don't bite either!
Do you have a black dog? NO PETS
Have you ever had a black dog? STOP MAKING ME FEEL SAD THAT I HAVE NO PETS
Do you have 3 black dogs? ...
Do you have 3 dogs? *shoots Aaron*
Do you still play Pokemon games? Of course!
Do you have Hippopotomonstorsesquippedaliphobia? maybe...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'm sorry, I got scared, did you? No
Does your printer have ink? Yar
Has your cat ever sat on your keyboard? I feel you have listening problems
Will you marry me? I'm not gay
If you said yes, por que? I said no, clean your ears
Did you need a translater to figure out what I just said? No, even people with absolute no knowledge of Spanish no what that means >.>
Did you know it's Spanish? Umm, yeah!
Did you know it means why? [sarcasm]Really, I didn't realize![/sarcasm]
Por wue did/ didn't you know that? Por wue?
Should I ask better questions? I would appreciate it
Por que? You suck at asking questions (jk jk)
If you said no, too bad. How does that make you feel? So bad I'm gonna go commit suicide
Are you using a labtop right now? DOn't know what a labtop is, but I'm using a laptop!
Is there a writing utensil on the floor near your feet? No, I always lose my writing utensils 5 seconds after I have one!
How old are you? Turned 13 4 months ago!
Do you play a fretless string instrument? Fretless, no
Have you ever been in a Smart Car? Nope
Do your friends call you blonde? Nope
What about an idiot? Of course, I'm an idiotic person! \o/
Do you say you're fat when you really aren't? Yup!
Are you a pessimist? All the time
An optimist? Yup!
An optimistic pessimist? You know meh so well
Is/ Are there any framed photo(s) of you in your house? Nope!
Do you shop at Zumies? Eww
PacSun? Never heard of it
Hot Topic? Eww again
Amercrombie? I can buy the same exact clothes at Wal-Mart for less!!
Do you think the letter 'Q' is stupid? It's just a cheap knockoff of O It thinks its so fancy with its stupid tail
Does any part of your name (1st, middle, last) begin with an A? Yup, Middle!
B? No
C? No
D? No
E? No
F? No
G? No
H? No
I? No
J? No
K? No
L? No
M? First!!!!
N? No
O? No
P? Last!
Q? No
R? No
S? No
T? No
U? No
V? No
W? No
X? No
Y? No
Z? No
Did I guess it right? No
YESSS!!!! I'm skilled, aren't I? Not even in your dreams
We're nearing the end... How sad! THANK THE LORD
Did you like this survey? Yeah!
Was it rad? The raddest!
Was is 9 rad? Don't know what your saying >.>
Was it one of the stupidest surveys you've ever taken? Nah, I've taken stupider
Guess what? I LIED!! There's much more randomness! Hooray!!!!
Are you mad at me now? So mad I wanna kill you
Does it look like the the clicker on your screen is moving when it's not? Nope
Are you signed in to AIM? Don't have one
Have you ever made a blog through Wordpress? Once...
Turn around. What's the 1st thing you see when you stop? The wall!
Is this thing important to you? I think its an important part of the house. Not sure though...
How big is the nearest TV? 50" BABAY!
Do you prefer mechanical pencils? Regular pencils FTW
Are you in a carpeted room? All rooms are carpeted but entrance and kitchen/dining room
Do you make smileys with '=' or ':' for the eyes? : FTW
Do you know how to make an emo-haired smiley? No
Show me. Look at the above
You make it like this: //_^ Emos aren't happy you fool
Did you have to look at the last question to know how to make it? You made it wrong
Is it cute? No
Am I cute? I already said I'm not gay!
If you said yes, do you even know me? I said no you foo.
Do you like classic or new Mario games? Both are super-awesome-funtastic!!!
Do you drop your cell phone a lot? Don't have one anymore But the answer to that is no
Do you think Santa is sexy? I'M NOT GAY
Do you like to kayak? Whut?
What about canoe? No
Have you ever been on a pontoon? No
What about a raft? No
Do you often say your mom? No
Have you tried anythig off of Taco Bell's volcano menu? Volcano Taco!!
Did you like it/ Do you want to? It's pretty good
Do you own any zebra print skinny jeans? No
What about leopard? No
Plaid? No
Paint splattered? No
Do you even wear skinny jeans? No
Is there are guitar pick anywhere near you? Yeah!!!
Are there any diapers/ pull-ups in your house? No
Are hot wings yummy? Your not human if you say no to that question
Do you liek them with or without bones? BONELESS FTW
Do you like the smell of Yanke Candle candles? They make my head hurt
Do you have Facebook bookmarked? Don't have a facebook
What about Myspace? Don't have a Myspace
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEEDALIPHOBIA!!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Do you even know what it means? No
It's the fear of long words. Happy now? I'm nevar happay
Do you use online banking? I'm not old enough!!!
What grade did you first do algebra in? Don't remember >.> <.<
Did you graduate from High School? I'm a freshman !
Have/Are you going to college? I'm a freshman in high school...
Do your pencils have #2 lead? There's other kinds?
What's your middle initials(s)? M A P
Do you have the initials of a brand name (KFC, BMW, ect...) No, but they spell map! starts sing the map song from Dora* \o/
Do you play the guitar? Yup!
Do you have a flip phone? Used to
Slide phone? Used to
Touch screen phone? Dad has one
Full keyboard phone? Used to
Have you ever played Waka-Waka? Wait whut?
Have you ever gotten to level 7 if you have played it? No
Do you like classic arcade games? Only people who only care about GUNZ and GRAFIKZ don't like them
Do you like The Used?
What about Paramore? Meh
All Time Low? Meh
Do you know what band Ian Watkins is from? Nope!
How many USB ports does your computer have? 2 !
Do neon colors attract your eyes? Yes. I get distracted very easily \o/
Do you run for fun? Nope!
Where were you April 17th, 1996? In my mother's womb!
Did you know that's my birthday? Nope
Will you wish me a happy birthday? No, I'm a jerk! (jk jk)
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars? I gave up on the bike when I was 7...
Are there any streets in your town with the same name as you? What street is named Muzamil?
Have you ever been to California? For a week
Nebraska? No
Have you had unprotected sex yet? I'm only 13! Why would I have sex?
Protected? Look at above question
How many tabs are open in your internet browser? 2. This and FlashChat
What's your name? Muzamil A. P.
This quiz will be more than 300 questions. Will you continue? I'm sleeeeeepy but fine
Have you ever drove a dirtbike? no
Do you have any relatives from Japan? I'm Indian and Pakistani. Why would I?
Como te amos? Do you mean Como te llamos?
What is your name? You already asked >.>
Do you realize I just asked the same question twice? Yeah
Donde esta tu madre? My mommy is in the kitchen!!!
Where is your mother? I just said where she was >.>
I just asked the same question again. Are you aware of this? Yeah
Is grey boring? No!
What about brown? It's the color of poo. Of course it is
White? No!
Black? No!
Are you a victim of self-injury? Very frequently
Do you tend to use the word WAAAAAHH! in conversations? Once in my lifetime >.>
Do you miss Michael Jackson? He's in a better place
Did you even care about him before he died? Not really
Do you like the album artwork for Artwork? Haven't seen it
Confused with that last question? No
Google search it. Do you like it? Too lazy to search it
Do you like Greenday? No
Then you must like marijuana. Drugs are bad!
Greenday is named that because of their support for it, so you like it too! I said I don't like Greenday >.>
Guitar Hero or Rock Band? Guitar Hero FTW The Rock Band guitar sucks badly.
Do you like the Saw movies? No. Can't watch because of parental restrictions \o/
Older Halloween movies or Rob Zombie versions? Refer to above
What's your favorite fast food restaurant? Mostly Chick-Fil-A. But anything with fried chicken will do.
Do you think Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A? Don't eat bologna
Have you seen Adventureland? No
Was it good/ Do you want to? No
Do you have dish or cable? Dish Network!
Do you have more than 100 channels? Yes
Are you afraid of the number 666? No because I know I won't have that number on me!
Do you have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia? No
I just asked the same question, did you realize that? Yes
Are you listening to music? No
Watching TV? No
Doing this survey? No
Do you like Billie Joe Armstrong's new hair? No
Do you think Craig Owens has a good screamo voice? No
Is chekerboard "cool"? No
What about bright skinny jeans? No
What's your AIM screen name? Don't have one
Did you really just give that out? Yes
What if there's a creeper on your myspace? That would be great!
What is your name? This is the THIRD time your asking this
Do you dislike it? I actually love it
Do you read AP? No
People? No
J-14? No
Seventeen? No
Do you listen to music just because it's on the radio? No
Did you read Twilight just because it was made into a movie? No
Do you like rap music? No
Do you cross out passed dates on calendars? No
Do you watch George Lopez? Yeah!
Family Guy? No
Spongebob? No
Does country music make you puke inside? No
Is there a candle next to you? No
Do you think shirtless dudes/ girls in bikinis at the beach are hot? No
Does your crush have a girlfriend? I'm not gay/My crush isn't lesbian/I'm not a girl
Does your boyfriend have a girlfriend? Not gay
Are you getting tired of this survey? My brain hurts
Have you ever used LimeWire? No
Do you have an iPod? Or a different brand MP3 Neither
Does your phone say letters out loud? No
Did you know LimeWire is illegal? Yeah
If you used it, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!! Are you scared you'll get arrested? No
Por que? becuz
Remember what that means? Jes
What does it mean? Why?
Do you know your enemy? No
Do you watch TV shows with huuuggee families? No
I LOVE YOU! What is your response? no u
Do you have a pool? No
What about a hot tub? No
What version of AIM do you have? None
What's your cell #? Yo momma
Wow, did you honestly just gimme your number? Yeah!
Will you be my friend? No
Are you kinky? No
Have your friends ever prank I/Med you? No
Have you ever prank I/Med anyone? No
Can your phone make slideshows? No
Mine can. Are you jealous? No
Do you want my number? No
Well you're not getting it! Yay
Have you ever been to Shaw's while I/Ming someone with the last name Shaw? No
Do you smoke? I'm 13. It's illegal and bad!
Have you quit smoking? No
Do you support To Write Love On Her Arms? No
What's your favorite clothing store? Wal-Mart!
Does your iPod have more than 700 songs? No
Where did you get the socks you're wearing? Wal-Mart!!!
What is your perfect haircut? The way it is >.>
Would you rob Bill Gates if you got the chance to? No
Do you hate Beatles Rock Band? No
What about Guitar Hero 5? No
Can you play any instrument on expert? No
Can you play an instrument in real life? Yes
What does 2+2=? Q
7? You said 7? Okay, thanks for the help. I said Q Listen to me next time
*Tomorrow* I GOT 2+2 WRONG!! #$%@ YOU!! Your response? Look at above
Are the lights on in your room? Yes
Do you attend school dances? No
Did you drop out of school? No
Why is the world round? Because of me
Have you ever written a play? No
Do you have to use the bathroom? No
Was 9/11 terrible? It was tragic
Do you wera glasses? Yes
Contacts? No
Are you allowed to cook? No
Do you do your own laundry? Yes
Do you have any notifications on Facebook? No
On Myspace? No
Do you have a P.O. Box? No
Do you have your own band? No
Do you believe in 2012? No
Do you even know what's going on in 2012? Yeah
Touch your nose. Did you listen to me? No
Now touch your toes. Did you? No
You're lying! I can see you! Liah
Are you invisible? Yes
Can you see your face? No, I can't!
Then you must be invisible! Amazed? Yeah! Thanks for telling me!
What comes to mind when i type these 3 letters: unt? Q
Are you pregnant? Yes
Are you on birth control? No
Do you have irregular periods? Yes . I like to space them out .
OHH NOO!! THE END IS NEARING!!
Are you sad? Yes
Are you mad? Yes
Happy? Yes
Hyper All the time
Insane? 24/7
Crazy? I always am \o/
Funny? Maybe
Dumb? Why yes, yes I am!
Are you glad this survey is over? No
Will you now do something productive? Never have, never will
Will you be getting off your butt anytime soon? Yes, I need to go to sleeeeeeep !
Are you going to sleep any time soon? I just said I am. You don't pay attention to me
Are you at work right now? No
Why did you take this survey? Becuz I liek mudkipz
Are you bored? No I'm not!
Are you African-American? Nope
Do you have a check book? Not old enough!
Will you destroy me? Of course!
What if i destroy you? You will do no such thing!
What if i destroy me? I would buy front row tickets to see you destroy yourself
What if you destroy you? The world would end
LAST QUESTION: What is your name? I believe this is the 4th time you have asked me this...

[AmandaPanda]

Have you ever made a homeade pizza?  Yes.
Can you play both the treble and bass parts on a piano? I'm lucky if I can play chopsticks .
Do your little sister's jeans look great on you, by the way?  You're incredibly gay .
Have you ever/ do you have an eating disorder?  No , I'm incredibly good at eating .
Have you ever dyed your hair?  Yes . Hot pink even .
Do you make good girls go bad?   Again , you're a fag .
Have you ever watched the VMAs?  Yes . Who hasn't ?
Do you think Lady Gaga wears crazy outfits for attention?  I think she has to do something to distract from her dick .
Do you have a digital camera?  Yes .
Have you ever stuck your finger in an outlet?  Of course not .
Do you have highlights?  Yes .
Does your computer have a cordless mouse?  No , but I do .
Do you have a pet fat cat?  My cats are not fat , you bitch .
Have you ever tried to bite your toenails like you would with fingernails?  If the toenail was pissing me off and there were no clippers .
Do you have a black dog?  No .
Have you ever had a black dog?   Yes
Do you have 3 black dogs?  No .
Do you have 3 dogs?  No .
Do you still play Pokemon games?  No .
Do you have Hippopotomonstorsesquippedaliphobia?  No , but I have idotophobia and you're testing my limits .
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 
I'm sorry, I got scared, did you?  No , did you pee your pants ?
Does your printer have ink?  Yes , of course , my work fills it up  .
Has your cat ever sat on your keyboard?  Yes .
Will you marry me?  *shudders* 
If you said yes, por que? 
Did you need a translater to figure out what I just said?  No , I live in california .
Did you know it's Spanish?  of course .
Did you know it means why?  It means "for what" .
Por wue did/ didn't you know that?   These questions are incredibly stupid .
Should I ask better questions?  Ohhh , there's an idea !
Por que?  Die .
If you said no, too bad. How does that make you feel?  If you knew , you'd cry .
Are you using a labtop right now?  Was that english ?
Is there a writing utensil on the floor near your feet?  No , there's carpet .
How old are you?  23 .
Do you play a fretless string instrument?  No .
Have you ever been in a Smart Car?  No .
Do your friends call you blonde?  No , they call me Manda .
What about an idiot?  of course not .
Do you say you're fat when you really aren't?  No .
Are you a pessimist?  No .
An optimist?  Some days .
An optimistic pessimist?  No .
Is/ Are there any framed photo(s) of you in your house?  No .
Do you shop at Zumies?  No .
PacSun?  No .
Hot Topic?  No .
Amercrombie?  No .
Do you think the letter 'Q' is stupid?  No .
Does any part of your name (1st, middle, last) begin with an A?  All three .
Did you like this survey?  No .
Was it rad?  No .
Was is 9 rad?  No .
Was it one of the stupidest surveys you've ever taken?  Not "one of" .
Guess what? I LIED!! There's much more randomness!
Are you mad at me now?  No .
Does it look like the the clicker on your screen is moving when it's not?  No .
Are you signed in to AIM?  Yes .
Have you ever made a blog through Wordpress?  No .
Turn around. What's the 1st thing you see when you stop?  A window .
Is this thing important to you?  Uh , I guess .
How big is the nearest TV?  42" .
Do you prefer mechanical pencils?  Yes , but only .7mm , .5mm sucks .
Are you in a carpeted room?  I already told you that , ass .
Do you make smileys with '=' or ':' for the eyes?  No .
Do you know how to make an emo-haired smiley? No . 
Show me.  No .
You make it like this: //_^  No .
Did you have to look at the last question to know how to make it?  No .
Is it cute?  No .
Am I cute?  No .
If you said yes, do you even know me?  Don't worry , I didn't say yes .
Do you like classic or new Mario games?  Classic .
Do you drop your cell phone a lot?  Proably 3 times a week .
Do you think Santa is sexy?  You're fucked in the head .
Do you like to kayak?  Yes .
What about canoe?  No .
Have you ever been on a pontoon?  No .
What about a raft?  Yes .
Do you often say your mom?  Like.. once a month .
Have you tried anythig off of Taco Bell's volcano menu?  Yes .
Did you like it/ Do you want to?  No .
Do you own any zebra print skinny jeans?  No , If I did I'd kill myself .
What about leopard?  see above .
Plaid?   see above .
Paint splattered?   see above .
Do you even wear skinny jeans?   rarely .
Is there are guitar pick anywhere near you?  No .
Are there any diapers/ pull-ups in your house?  No .
Are hot wings yummy?  Yes .
Do you liek them with or without bones?  either way is fine  .
Do you like the smell of Yanke Candle candles?  The ones that smell good .
Do you have Facebook bookmarked?  No .
What about Myspace?  No .
Do you use online banking?  Yes , I don't keep a bank log either .
What grade did you first do algebra in?  6 or 7 .
Have/Are you going to college?  Yes .
Do your pencils have #2 lead?  Of course .
What's your middle initials(s)?  L .
Do you have the initials of a brand name (KFC, BMW, ect...)  No , but they spell a word .
Do you play the guitar?  No .
Do you have a flip phone?  No .
Slide phone?  yuh  .
Touch screen phone?  for right now .
Full keyboard phone?  yep  .
Have you ever played Waka-Waka?  No .
Have you ever gotten to level 7 if you have played it?  No .
Do you like classic arcade games?  yeeeah .
Do you like The Used?  sometimes .
What about Paramore?  certain songs  .
All Time Low?  No .
Do you know what band Ian Watkins is from?  No .
How many USB ports does your computer have?  4 .
Do neon colors attract your eyes?  I'm not blind , so of course .
Do you run for fun?  No .
Where were you April 17th, 1996?  No .
Did you know that's my birthday?  No .
Will you wish me a happy birthday?  No .
Can you ride your bike with no handlebars?  I don't have one .
Are there any streets in your town with the same name as you?  Most likely .
Have you ever been to California?  I live there .
Nebraska?  Probably .
Have you had unprotected sex yet?  WTF? You're 13 years old . . . wtf kind of question is that ?
Protected?  If I knew how , I'd call your mom .
How many tabs are open in your internet browser?  6 .
What's your name?  Manda .
This quiz will be more than 300 questions. Will you continue?  No .
Have you ever drove a dirtbike?  Driven . I've ridden on one .
Do you have any relatives from Japan?  No .
Como te amos?  No .
Is grey boring?  No .
What about brown?  No .
White?  No .
Black?  No .
Are you a victim of self-injury?  No .
Do you tend to use the word WAAAAAHH! in conversations?  No .
Do you miss Michael Jackson?  No .
Did you even care about him before he died?  No .
Do you like the album artwork for Artwork?  No .
Confused with that last question?  No .
Google search it. Do you like it?  No .
Do you like Greenday?  No .
Guitar Hero or Rock Band?  No .
Do you like the Saw movies?  The first one .
Older Halloween movies or Rob Zombie versions?  No .
What's your favorite fast food restaurant?  Renu Nakorn .
Do you think Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?  Oh I think he has his way with it alright .
Have you seen Adventureland?  No .
Was it good/ Do you want to?  No .
Do you have dish or cable?  No .
Do you have more than 100 channels?  No .
Are you afraid of the number 666?  No .
Are you listening to music?  No .
Watching TV?  No .
Doing this survey?  No .
Do you like Billie Joe Armstrong's new hair?  Who ?
Do you think Craig Owens has a good screamo voice?  Who ?
Is chekerboard "cool"?  Who ?
What about bright skinny jeans?  Cool for dickwads .
What's your AIM screen name?  Wouldn't you like to know  .
Did you really just give that out?  No .
What if there's a creeper on your myspace?  No .
Do you listen to music just because it's on the radio?  If it isn't annoying .
Did you read Twilight just because it was made into a movie?  No .
Do you like rap music?  Some .
Do you cross out passed dates on calendars?  No .
Do you watch George Lopez?  No .
Family Guy?  Yes .
Spongebob?  No .
Does country music make you puke inside?  No .
Is there a candle next to you?  No .
Do you think shirtless dudes/ girls in bikinis at the beach are hot?  That depends on what they look like without a shirt .
Does your crush have a girlfriend?  No . 
Have you ever used LimeWire?  yes  .
Do you have an iPod? Or a different brand MP3  I have 2 ipods .
Does your phone say letters out loud?  No .
Did you know LimeWire is illegal?  Limewire isn't illegal , you're a fucking idiot .
If you used it, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!! Are you scared you'll get arrested?  I'm more scared that I may one day have a child like you  .
Por que?  That would also make you cry . 
I LOVE YOU! What is your response?  die .
Do you have a pool?  No .
What about a hot tub?  sort of .
What version of AIM do you have?  the newest one .
What's your cell #?  yeah right .
Wow, did you honestly just gimme your number?  No .
Will you be my friend?  No .
Are you kinky?  You are 13 years old , your mom should beat you until you cry .
Have your friends ever prank I/Med you?  not that i know of.
Have you ever prank I/Med anyone?  No , what kind of dumb shit is that ?
Can your phone make slideshows?  I don't know , who wants a program scrolling thru pictures for them but 70 y/o ladies and retards ?
Mine can. Are you jealous?  see above .
Do you want my number?  No .
Well you're not getting it!  You used the appropriate "you're" . Good job.
Have you ever been to Shaw's while I/Ming someone with the last name Shaw?  No .
Do you smoke?  No .
Have you quit smoking?  Yep .
Do you support To Write Love On Her Arms?  IDK what that is but I'm pretty sure it's dumb .
What's your favorite clothing store?  Melissa Bleu .
Does your iPod have more than 700 songs?  Probably , count them for me .
Where did you get the socks you're wearing?  I'm not .
What is your perfect haircut?  The one I have now I guess .
Would you rob Bill Gates if you got the chance to?  I wouldn't tell you .
Do you hate Beatles Rock Band?  No .
What about Guitar Hero 5?  No .
Can you play any instrument on expert?  No .
Can you play an instrument in real life?  No .
What does 2+2=?  No .
Have you ever written a play?  No .
Do you have to use the bathroom?  No .
Was 9/11 terrible?  9/11 was a date , not a "thing"  .
Do you wera glasses?  No .
Contacts?  No .
Are you allowed to cook?  Of course .
Do you do your own laundry?  Yep  .
Do you have any notifications on Facebook?  IDK .
On Myspace?  Who knows .
Do you have a P.O. Box?  No .
Do you have your own band?  No .
Do you believe in 2012?  Are you asking if I believe that there will be a year 2012 ? of course . If you're asking if I buy into the ideology that the mayans themselves discount.. then no
Do you even know what's going on in 2012?  Enlighten me , nastroboy .
Are you pregnant?  No .
Are you on birth control?  I will be again in like a week .
Do you have irregular periods?  No .
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