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EvilBoyinDark
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« on: December 12, 2008, 02:25:55 PM »

One of my roommate asked me this for her sociology class:

Why did the chicken run across the road?

Help me out, guys.  Grin There's many answers and it's fun.
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2008, 02:31:56 PM »

Funny you should bring this up, Baker. I had just read a humorous political article on the web a couple of days ago regarding this very question.
http://www.vtcommons.org/blog/2008/05/21/humor-why-did-chicken-cross-road-collective-political-meditation

I'd submit an answer myself, but my mind isn't geared for it at the moment.
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2008, 02:41:53 PM »

Why did the chicken run across the road?

To prove to the possum it could actually be done....
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2008, 02:49:38 PM »

it ran across the road in fury because it was being called a "chicken" by big and mean humans across the road.
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2008, 05:51:27 AM »

1. because it felt like it.

2. because it wants to see the wonderful wizard of Oz (they broke off the yellow brick road Cry)

3. (classic family answer, I don't know why it's funny though...) CREAM CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. (other classic answer) to get to the other side Tongue!

Funny you should bring this up, Baker. I had just read a humorous political article on the web a couple of days ago regarding this very question.
http://www.vtcommons.org/blog/2008/05/21/humor-why-did-chicken-cross-road-collective-political-meditation

I'd submit an answer myself, but my mind isn't geared for it at the moment.
hey!  I have an email about that!
* Forgotten (Powers)© 's favorite is "DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."
* Forgotten (Powers)© 's most random award goes to: GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us

the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."
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