1. because it felt like it.
2. because it wants to see the wonderful wizard of Oz (they broke off the yellow brick road

)
3. (classic family answer, I don't know why it's funny though...) CREAM CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. (other classic answer) to get to the other side

!
hey! I have an email about that!
* Forgotten (Powers)© 's favorite is "DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."
* Forgotten (Powers)© 's most random award goes to: GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."