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« Reply #45 on: August 19, 2008, 09:25:20 AM »

LOL @ Zanta...

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David Zancai

David Zancai posing as Zanta
Born    May 7, 1968
Occupation    Busker

David Zancai (born May 7, 1968[1][2][3]) is a street entertainer from Toronto, Ontario, in Canada. Zancai is known for his character Zanta: a modified Santa Claus who travels the streets of downtown Toronto doing pushups and shouting "yes yes yes" and "Merry Christmas".[3] His costume consists of nothing but shorts, boots, and a red-and-white Santa hat, even during Toronto's harsh winters. He claims to perform this routine every day of the year except Christmas Day, and estimates he does 2,000 to 3,000 pushups per day.[2] Zancai receives mixed responses to his Zanta character, and has been banned from several public areas around Toronto, including the Toronto Transit Commission.
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    * 1 Zanta
          o 1.1 Background
          o 1.2 Origins of Zanta
          o 1.3 Future of Zanta
    * 2 Media appearances
          o 2.1 Citytv Toronto
          o 2.2 Documentaries
          o 2.3 Other appearances
    * 3 Reception
    * 4 References
    * 5 See also
    * 6 External links

[edit] Zanta

[edit] Background

A high school drop-out, Zancai formerly worked as a contractor before suffering a work-related injury in 2000 in which he fell a distance of 25 feet (7.6 m) before landing on his back.[1][4][2][5] Zancai spent 23 days in a coma and 17 days on life support as a result of the injury, and he continues to receive a monthly disability cheque from the Workplace Safety and Insurance Board.[1] Zancai initiated a strenuous self-rehabilitation program in response to his injuries.[2] He developed a routine of doing pushups, working up to the point of performing thousands of pushups each day, attaining the physique of an amateur body builder.[5][4] As a result of the injury, Zancai still suffers occasional loss of feeling in some parts of his body despite the fact that he has restored mobility in his limbs.[4]

[edit] Origins of Zanta

There are conflicting accounts of the origins of Zanta. A father of four, Zancai has stated that "Zanta" originated when his daughter was taken out of his custody. When he appeared for a December 31, 2004, custody hearing he wore the Santa hat for her amusement, since he had missed her for Christmas.[1][5] At the hearing the judge requested that the hat be removed and, when Zancai refused, suggested a mental-competancy test be undertaken.[5] When Zancai lost the hearing, he told his daughter that he would wear the Santa hat until she was returned to him.[1]

In other accounts of the origin, Zancai has stated that Zanta originated from a desire to be famous. He has cited the Jerry Springer Show as inspiration for the character, particularly as a means of gaining publicity.[2] He has stated a desire to do pushups "anywhere where someone would look," in his quest for notoriety.[1] To that end, Zancai has been successful, becoming Toronto's most recognizable street character by November 2005.[5]

Zancai has stated that he is neither bi polar nor psychotic; he claims he is merely in character.

[edit] Future of Zanta
Zancai as Zanta during the 2008 New Year's celebrations at Nathan Phillips Square
Zancai as Zanta during the 2008 New Year's celebrations at Nathan Phillips Square

Zancai has stated he intends to run for election as Toronto Mayor in 2010. Zancai has reportedly started campaigning at high schools, universities and colleges across the city. His stated goal is to get young people voting for him and to help the "poor working-class people".[1]

In July 2007 Zancai announced that he was retiring as Zanta and moving out of Toronto, following a period of 20 days in the Don Jail for failing to comply with a probation order and subsequent time in solitary confinement at the West Detention Centre.[6] Stating that "I can't be me, I can't be free, and the City of Toronto is to blame ... I have to get out of here," Zancai reportedly replaced his characteristic santa hat with a plain baseball cap and resolved to move to nearby Brampton, Ontario, where he intends to spend some quiet time with his sons.[6] Zancai acknowledged that he would "be miserable there until I can come back to [Toronto] and live as Zanta again." Zancai hoped that his absence from Toronto would "teach the cops a lesson" and give his fans a chance to rally to his defense.[6] [7] In the months after his announced retirement, however, Zancai was spotted as Zanta at several Toronto events, most recently Taste of the Danforth[7] and The Toronto International Film Festival. Zanta also made an appearance at the 2008 New Year's Celebrations in Nathan Phillips Square.

[edit] Media appearances

[edit] Citytv Toronto

For his first appearance as Zanta, Zancai showed up behind the street window of the CHUM-City Building and began performing.[2][5] As a result of Citytv using streetscapes as backdrop to live news programming, Zancai was frequently seen in the background of the morning news and entertainment program Breakfast Television. Reportedly aggravated by Zancai's presence, CHUM filed a number of complaints which resulted in Zancai being banned from the area of the building.[5] He violated this order, and as a result police banned him from the area south of College St. to King St., and from Yonge over to Spadina Ave.[5]

Since that time, Zancai has made appearances on Breakfast Television and claims to have a verbal agreement allowing him to make regular appearances on the television series Speakers' Corner.[2]

[edit] Documentaries

Zancai has been the subject of two amateur documentary films. In October 2005, graphic artists Muckney Tipping and Pietro Gagliano filmed Zancai describing his life events and motivation to become known world-wide.[4]

[edit] Other appearances
Zancai in his Zanta persona
Zancai in his Zanta persona

    * Zancai has attended several Christmas parades, pointing out that "Santa's at the back, while Zanta's at the front."[5]
    * "Zanta sightings" are often the subject of posts on Toronto-based Internet forums and weblogs.[8][9]
    * Zancai guest-starred in Episode 305 of Showcase Television's Kenny vs. Spenny as a replacement for Spencer Rice; Rice claimed he was suffering a nervous breakdown during the episode's production.
    * Zanta has followed actress Penélope Cruz around Yorkville, trying to get in a photo during the 2006 Toronto International Film Festival.[10] He finally was photographed with Cruz and Michael Keaton.[11]
    * Numerous non-professional short video clips of Zanta also appear on YouTube.[12]

[edit] Reception

In 2005, Zancai was banned from the downtown core of Toronto following a number of complaints filed by CHUM, owner of CityTV.[5] Zancai's continued desire for fame and exposure resulted in at least one arrest on mischief charges.[5] Zanta has claimed that on August 19, 2006, he was banned from the Exhibition Place grounds, in particular the Canadian National Exhibition, after performing in the Farm, Food and Fun building. His arrest on September 11, 2006 was captured by an amateur videographer.[13] On November 17, 2006, 680 News radio reported Zancai had been banned by the Toronto Transit Commission from the city's buses, subways, and subway stations.[3] Zancai is presently no longer allowed at the Toronto Street Festival, the Taste of the Danforth, the St. Patrick's Day Parade or the Santa Claus Parade.[3] He has also been banned from Old York Lane between Cumberland Street and Yorkville Avenue in Yorkville, College Park and Yonge-Dundas Square.[3]

In August 2006, Zancai received a provincial probation order stating that he is "not permitted on any TTC property or vehicle other than surface routes" for two years.[1] Unofficially, Zancai's access to surface routes has also been suspended, with most bus drivers across the city refusing him access.[1] Zancai is in the process of fighting the ban, with attorney Paul Druxerman handling his case pro-bono.[1] TTC Chairman Adam Giambrone acknowledges there is no specific TTC bylaw against doing push-ups on TTC property, but has defended the ban by stating that such behaviour may pose a "serious safety hazard".[1]

Zancai's act has received both support and condemnation from the people of Toronto. Zancai's supporters have attended his court hearings and created fan sites on the Internet, commonly calling for the Toronto police to lift the ban and stop ticketing him.[1] Adam Vaughan, a former City-TV reporter and councillor for Trinity-Spadina, has stated that Zancai is "a much-loved character when you don't have to do work around him," but he is nonetheless "probably a public nuisance", and that some people understandably take issue with his behaviour.[1] In an interview with the National Post, Vaughan stated:

    Just because you have a right to freedom of speech doesn't mean you have a right to an audience. And when you impose yourself in a public space consistently and without much regard for whether other people can enjoy that public space, boundaries are broached.[1]

On the contrary, Zancai's lawyer has stated that Zancai is "entitled to be as strange as he wants to be," and has defended his right to make use of public spaces for doing pushups.[1]

[edit] References

   1. ^ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o Israel, Samantha (2007-02-17). "The Zanta Clause", The National Post. Retrieved on 2007-03-13.
   2. ^ a b c d e f g McLaren, Leah (2005-04-30). "Who is that capped man? Meet Zanta Ho Ho.", The Globe and Mail, p. M1. Retrieved on 2006-12-06.
   3. ^ a b c d e Israel, Samantha (2006-11-17). "Zanta, the 'living legend,' banned from TTC for 2 years: Won't put up with push-ups", The National Post, p. A14. Retrieved on 2006-12-06.
   4. ^ a b c d Muckney Tipping, Pietro Gagliano. Zanta - The Movie [Quicktime]. Toronto: ROBOTOmedia.
   5. ^ a b c d e f g h i j k Burnett, Thane (2005-11-07). "Zanta's claws pulled by a court", The Toronto Sun. Retrieved on 2006-12-06.
   6. ^ a b c Israel, Samantha (2007-07-06). "Banned busker packing Santa hat, quitting city; 'I Can't Be Me'", The National Post. Retrieved on 2007-08-14.
   7. ^ a b Topping, David (2007-08-12). "Zanta Can't Quit You, Toronto", Torontoist. Retrieved on 2007-08-14.
   8. ^ Storms, Patricia (2005-11-06). "Seen in the Village 3". BookLust. Retrieved on 2006-12-06.
   9. ^ Molar Radio (2005-12-22). "Toronto's Molar Radio #36: The Zanta Interview!". Retrieved on 2006-12-06.
  10. ^ Gerson, Jen (2006-09-12). "So close to the stars, yet so far away; Tiny Penelope transfixes crowd Going with the Flow nets no result", The Toronto Star, p. C3.
  11. ^ Mandel, Michele (2006-09-10). "In search of Brangelina in T.O.". Jam! Showbiz. The Toronto Sun. Retrieved on 2006-12-06.
  12. ^ http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=zanta&search=Search videos
  13. ^ An amateur videographer caught footage of Zancai's arrest

[edit] See also

    * Naked Cowboy

[edit] External links

    * Zanta pool at Flickr
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« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2008, 09:31:53 AM »

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« Reply #47 on: August 19, 2008, 09:33:54 AM »

It be awesome if you can just summarize the whole passage in 1 sentence rather copy and paste from wiki.

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Artemis Fowl is a series of fantasy novels written by Irish author Eoin Colfer, starring the teenage criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl II. The series is written in half-serious language, alternating dark moments with humorous ones, a style favored by a number of popular children's authors, including J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter) and Roald Dahl (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).

Artemis, the main character, is a ruthless and extremely intelligent young criminal whose main goal is the acquisition of money through a variety of often illegal schemes (although his values change towards the 5th book). The author summed up the series as: "Die Hard with fairies."[1]

There are six novels in the series; the first was published in 2001 and the sixth released in the United States on July 15, 2008. A film based on the series is also in development, although the release date is unclear. Eoin Colfer has stated, jokingly, that the movie will be released "about two weeks after I die"
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    * 1 Characters
          o 1.1 Main characters
                + 1.1.1 Heroes
                + 1.1.2 Villains
          o 1.2 Minor characters
                + 1.2.1 Humans
                + 1.2.2 Fairies
                      # 1.2.2.1 Dwarfs
          o 1.3 Books in the series
                + 1.3.1 Additional books
          o 1.4 Events
          o 1.5 Upcoming film
          o 1.6 References
          o 1.7 External links

[edit] Characters

[edit] Main characters

[edit] Heroes

    * Domovoi Butler, is Artemis's butler and bodyguard. The Butler family has served the Fowl family for generations with a Butler being assigned to a new Fowl at birth. He has a comprehensive knowledge of numerous weapons and extensive training in martial arts, enough so to be able to survive an encounter with a troll. In the second book, The Arctic Incident, it states that there were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. Butler is more than what he seems and follows Artemis around the world on his adventures. He is also one of Artemis' good friends.
    * Juliet Butler is Butler's 'baby sister' and was, until Book III, a bodyguard in training. The following quote from the third book seems to describe Juliet's departure from the normal teenage girl's standard quite well: "For her eighteenth birthday she asked for, and received, a ribbed Judo crash vest, two weighted throwing knives and a World Wrestling Grudge Match video. At the age of eighteen, she could hit a moving target with any weapon you could care to name and she could throw most people a lot further than she trusted them." She has been mentioned only very briefly as of Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code, with Butler telling Artemis that she gave him a silver bracelet as a gift in Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony.
    * Captain Holly Short, being the only female LEPrecon (Lower Elements Police Reconnaissance) officer so far, doesn’t stop her from being more skilled and more field experienced than most of her fellow officers.[citation needed] Due to her talents being derided because of her gender by the misfortunes of Opal Koboi, Holly looks up to Julius Root, her father figure who expected more of her, compared to Opal’s father. Holly, who has an unwavering moral code, typically operates on intuition, rather than on protocol, a trait that often leads her to trouble. Artemis captures her in the first book, and her tenacity and creative intellect helped her to escape not only her cell, but Fowl Manor as well. Throughout the series Holly and Artemis understand each other on a very personal level, and consequently recognize each other as friends. Despite their obvious differences, as of Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox Artemis has developed romantic feelings for the elf, which are reciprocated by Holly, though after Artemis admitted to having deceived her into coming with him back in time, their budding romance appears to be at a standstill temporarily.
    * Foaly, a centaur, is the LEP's technological genius. He is paranoid about discovery by humans, choosing to wear tin-foil hats to protect his brain from the mind-probing rays he claims to believe are following him, although he knows they have yet to be invented. He is also quite vain about his work and appearance. His inventions keep Holly one step ahead of the game. He has a tendency to make sarcastic remarks and his remarks have caused him trouble on more than one occassion.
    * Commander Julius Root of the LEPrecon had the personality of an old soldier, and is a father-like mentor to Holly Short and many others who he had supervised. He had the habit of smoking noxious fungus cigars, and a short temper had earned him the nickname of "Beetroot". Julius follows protocols more closely than Holly, but is driven by his concern for his subordinate and The People he serves, he 'bends rules' where necessary. He is murdered by Opal Koboi in the fourth book. Holly Short is held responsible for his death until the end of the fourth book where Artemis, with the help of The People, clears her name.
    * Mulch Diggums is a kleptomaniacal dwarf with explosive flatulence. He was brought in by Commander Julius Root to break into Fowl manor in the first book, having already lost his magical abilities due to entering human dwellings without invitations. Like all male dwarves, Mulch is adapted for tunnelling, and his unhingeable jaw and accelerated digestion have proved vital on many of his criminal ventures. An amoral thief who loves luxury and cares little for the law or the environment the People hold dear, he nevertheless develops sentiments towards Julius, Holly, and Artemis, people that he had chose to risk his life to avenge and save, albeit grudgingly.
    * Minerva Paradizo debuts in The Lost Colony. She is a second teenage criminal genius who captures the imp [[No1]] and tries to present him as her project for the Nobel prize award in Stockholm. She is younger than Artemis and believes she can outsmart him when he tries to save the magical world from discovery. According to Butler at the end of book five, she has developed feelings for Artemis.
    * N°1, a very powerful imp warlock (Qwan's apprentice as of Book V) who helps to save Hybras. Before saving Hybras, however, he gets involved with Artemis Fowl, and is kidnapped by Minerva Paradizo. In the Sixth Book, he transports Holly and Artemis through time so they can save Artemis' dying mother. *Qwan was the most powerful of the original seven full-fledged warlocks who lifted Hybras out of time. The only warlock who survived in his petrified form, he brought Hybras back to the real world outside the Limbo with help from Artemis, Holly, N°1, and Qweffor (his apprentice who was believed to be deceased, but actually trapped in N'zall (a.k.a. Leon Abbot).

[edit] Villains

- There is no obvious villain for the first book, as it is Artemis Fowl vs. the LEP; Fowl could himself be considered the villain or anti-hero, an unusual stance for a children's book. A minor villain is Briar Cudgeon, who attempts to kill Artemis, Butler and Juliet with a troll.

    * Opal Koboi is a narcissistic pixie genius and the main antagonist of the series. She masterminded the Goblin uprising in The Arctic Incident but was defeated by Artemis with the help of Holly and the LEP. She returned in The Opal Deception, the collapse of her previous plan and her year long coma having reduced her to a paranoid madwoman bent on revenge. She also planned to mobolize humans and fairies in a cross-species war and conquer the world. Opal made her vast fortune by forming "Koboi Labs" after bankrupting her father's company and driving him and her mother into insanity. Opal was a rival of Foaly, with whom she held a bitter grudge over her loss of a contest much earlier in their lives. At the end of The Opal Deception she is robbed of her powers and arrested. She also returns in the sixth book to wreak havoc upon Artemis' future.

    * Briar Cudgeon was a power hungry officer in the LEP driven by ambition and planning to ascend the Council. He was a centuries old friend of Julius Root but by the end of the original Artemis Fowl incident however he was found to be corrupt. After Foaly exposed him, Cugeon attacked the centaur in a rage. Root incapacitated Cudgeon with a poisoned dart which reacted badly with the illegal brain enhancing chemicals he had been taking, leaving him physically deformed, partially robbed of his magical power and quite insane. He was also demoted to the rank of lieutenant. In Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, consumed with rage and bitterness, he planned to get back at the LEP by allying himself with Opal Koboi in her plan to take over The Lower Elements. He co-headed the B'wa Kell rebellion but had plans of eliminating Opal rather than retaining her as his "empress", knowing that she would not be satisfied to share power. At the end of the rebellion, he was killed when he fell into a plasma conduit and was incinerated.

    * Jon Spiro is the villain of Book III. A shady and powerful businessman from Chicago, he formed and headed the company Fission Chips which was backed by the mob. Instead of paying Artemis off to with-hold the C-Cube from immediate market, he instead robbed Artemis of the mini-computer while critically injuring Butler in the process. Spiro captured Artemis when he could not crack its "Eternity Code" encryption, but ended up playing into Artemis and LEPrecon's plans to recover the C-Cube which had been built from stolen fairy technology. He has a bodyguard named Arno Blunt.

- *Goblins are a species of fairies who have lizard-like bodies and can conjure fire. In spite of their incredible lack of intelligence, they have a highly competitive gang, B'wa Kell, which does pose some threat to the tourists who stray into their paths. They become a threat in The Arctic Incident', with the aid of Opal and Cudgeon who supplied the brainwaves of the revolution along with the weapons that would keep working when the LEP's goes off line.

    * Leon Abbot is the villain of Book V. He is the self-proclaimed savior of the demons, who venerate him for bringing a bad romance novel and an old crossbow from the human world. He is believed to be the only demon to journey to leave Limbo and survive, though both N°1 and Qwan also survived the trip.

- *In the book Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony, demons are arguably antagonists, but characters like N°1 and Qwan are ambivalent due to the aid they render to Artemis and all inhabitants of the Earth, magical or not and for the fact they are Warlocks.

    * Billy Kong is the alias of Jonah Lee, a villain in Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony. He is a former bodyguard of Minerva Paradizo and betrays her when she chooses to postpone her research on demons. When Jonah was a child, his older brother Eric claimed to be a demon slayer to cover his illicit activities. When Eric was killed by a gang, young Jonah thought that demons were responsible. Though his belief in demons waned over the years, it was revitalized when Minerva showed Billy that demons truly existed. This made him dangerously fanatical in his pursuit of demons and all fairies, which he believes are also demons.

    * Ark Sool replaces Julius Root as the new Commander of the LEP. Foaly holds him in high contempt, and his distrust for Holly drove her to quit the LEP. He was sacked as LEP Commander during the time when Holly and Artemis were at Hybras (the demon island, lifted out of time by the demon warlocks) in Book V.

    * Arno Blunt Jon Spiro's bodyguard from Book III . Blunt attempted to shoot Artemis, instead shooting Butler and killing him. Artemis called upon Holly to save Butler, then Butler (with Foaly & Holly's help) tricks Blunt into giving a confession. He wears a cut off t-shirt and silver pirate earrings, and towards the middle of the book, ostentatious pairs of false teeth.

[edit] Minor characters

[edit] Humans

    * Artemis Fowl I is the master criminal father of Artemis the Second. He lost his leg in an incident with a ship loaded with cola during his latest and last scheme in the Bay of Kola, Russia, where he was kidnapped and imprisoned for 2 years by the Russian Mafiya. Artemis II was able to save his father at the end of the second book, during which Artemis I realizes his prior mistakes and starts to develop stronger morals, deciding to go legal.

    * Angeline Fowl is the mother of Artemis the Second. She was driven to insanity after her husband, Artemis Fowl the First, went missing. LEPrecon Captain Holly Short restored Angeline's sanity by making a deal with Artemis in Book I. The deal consisted of Artemis returning half of the ransom gold he received after Holly's kidnapping and Holly granting Artemis one "wish" which was apparently the returning of his mother to a normal state.

    * Beckett Fowl is one of Artemis' two-year-old (as of Book VI) twin brothers. He was first mentioned, though not by name (only referred to as one of "the twins") at the end of Book V. Beckett is the more down to earth, fun loving, but still extremely intelligent one of Artemis' baby brothers. He also is known to have very strange tastes, such as espresso sachets and treacle-in the same cup.

    * Myles Fowl is Artemis's little brother and also Beckett's twin brother. He was first mentioned, though not by name, at the end of Book V. Myles is shown to be the slightly more intelligent twin, having built a step ladder out of encyclopedias and potty trained himself at fourteen months. Myles is also known to call people (mainly his older brother, Artemis) "simple-toons".

    * Giovanni Zito is a dedicated and rich environmentalist. He is chosen by Opal Koboi as her adopted parent in book IV which she uses to achieve her evil scheme to reveal the Lower Elements to the humans, and is mentioned very briefly in the 5th book, now a friend of Artemis'.

    * Pex & Chips, Two of Spiro's "henchmen". Their nicknames result from Pex's large pectorals, and Chips's liking of chips. Both "strongly" lack intelligence.

    * Loafers McGuire, a hit-man sent by Spiro to capture Artemis Fowl in Book III. He is later relocated by the fairies (after having his memory modified) to a Kenyan tribe to prevent further trouble.

[edit] Fairies

In the Artemis Fowl series, "fairy" is a generic term for all supernatural creatures.

    * Trouble Kelp is an LEP major, later commander, who appears to be a good friend of Holly. His younger brother gave him the nickname "Trubs".
    * Wing Commander Vinyáya is the head of Section Eight. A supporter of Julius Root, she offered Holly a job in the secretive Section Eight department in Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony. She was one of the first to believe that Holly did not kill Root in Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception. She was also Holly's flight instructor in the LEP academy and said that Holly "could fly a pod through the gap in your teeth". During the B'wa Kell uprising and attack on Police Plaza, she was the only council member not to retreat to the operations department; she demanded to be given an electric rifle and didn't miss once.
    * Corporal Grub Kelp is Trouble's younger brother who is a coward and often refers to his "Mummy."
    * Chix Verbil is a sprite in the LEP whose life was saved by Captain Holly Short in Book II. He also lent his starter chip for his shuttle to Mulch Diggums in Book IV in order to save Holly, somewhat reluctantly but understandably so.
    * Doctor Jerbal Argon is a psychiatrist in Book I and the owner of a medical clinic in Book IV.
    * Doodah Day is an illegal fish marketing pixie. He took a great disliking toward Mulch, due to being swallowed up and cocooned inside slimy Dwarf spittle. He was later granted amnesty. He worked as Mulch's PI partner during the time period when Holly and Artemis disappeared in Book V.
    * Mervall (Merv) and Descant (Scant) Brill (referred to as the Brill Bros.) are the pixie twins that are accomplices to Opal Koboi in Book IV. Working as janitors of the medical institution at which Koboi was kept, they helped wake her from her self–induced coma, just as she had instructed prior to her "condition".

[edit] Dwarfs

In a rather more creative reworking of the stereotype of Dwarfs being miners, the Artemis Fowl series' dwarfs act as a sort of earthworm, tunnelling through soil and loose rocks and getting nutrition thereby, excreting it just as fast as they eat it except when they need to build up pressure to break through a layer of solid rock. They are short, round, and hairy, have large tombstone teeth, unhingible jaws, sensitive beard hair, suction-cup-like pores, luminous and hardening spit, and are incredibly foul smelling. They are sensitive, intelligent, and have tendencies for being criminals. The most famous one is Mulch Diggums. Dwarfs are also known for loving gold and gems, tunnelling, and the dark. They are very sensitive to the sun and can burn in mere minutes. It has been shown in Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code that dwarfs are afraid of heights.

[edit] Books in the series
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   1. Artemis Fowl
   2. Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
   3. Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
   4. Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception
   5. Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony
   6. Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox (Available 7 August 2008 for UK [2], 15 July 2008 for Canada)

[edit] Additional books

    * Artemis Fowl: The Seventh Dwarf is a special mini book (written for world book day)[citation needed] set between the first and second books.
    * The Artemis Fowl Files
    * Artemis Fowl: The Graphic Novel

[edit] Events

After the success of his London West End show, Eoin Colfer is holding a UK National Live Tour from 10-17 August 2008, entitled Fairies, Fiends and Flatulence. [3] Eoin Colfer is currently touring America.

[edit] Upcoming film

An Artemis Fowl movie has been confirmed by Eoin Colfer. [4]

In a recent AFC interview, Colfer stated that the screenplay was still being written, but pre-production was at a standstill because of the recently-ended WGA strike.[citation needed]

Colfer stated at a book signing in 2006 that he would be writing the screenplay, admitting (with a little annoyance) that after the company searched for five years for a writer, they finally asked him.

In addition, at the 2008 Hay Festival Colfer stated that a dispute was being settled over whether the film should be a CGI production or shot in live action, with Colfer apparently favouring the latter.
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« Reply #52 on: August 22, 2008, 04:58:44 AM »

I keep getting ads for this online game:


Funny 'cos in the UK we have a big-name supermarket that goes by the same name:


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« Reply #53 on: August 22, 2008, 07:53:51 AM »

I keep getting ads for this online game:


Funny 'cos in the UK we have a big-name supermarket that goes by the same name:


So does this mean that "ASDA STORY" is really an RPG about shopping?
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