What if we had our own SP game?

[Karoku (2100)©]

Okay, so maybe I'm taking it too far.  I mean, what other site has their own game (based on themselves)?  So okay, here's the thing.  I haven't been here for the longest so that I can construct a plot, so I need help with that.  There is a little idea I have for Story mode, called the SP-Emissary, and of course, level bosses:

-Zman < Giant Monster butt that farts out spam.
-Teapot < Dunno, you tell me.  I don't know this guy.
-Lagimus Maximus < The Hades of SP, ruling Chat-tartarus.
-PIE < Experiment gone horribly wrong.  Baked by Tre to be the perfect pie but spreads it's P-virus everywhere.
-Brawl Central Colossus < Final boss.  Giant walking machine you fight atop as you clear through the army of BC trolls and a horde of zombies.  For every squadron you clear, the Omacore comes out to try and assimilate you.  Note that the Omacore is the heart of the BC Colossus.  After defeating it, you must clear out of the area, for it has an H-bomb attached to it from within the deepest roots of this giant behemoth.
-IGN review guy < some random IGN Moderator who tries to ruin SP with ridiculous articles and idiotic opinions.
-Stoneo < Programed to ban everyone from SP HQ.  Is Rocky's evil twin.
-Metal-Zman < Repaired by Space Pirates and BC members to double his spam rate
-Omega-Zman < repaired (again) to triple his spam rate
-Random Bowser Statue #666 < Zeus' 666th statue to go to waste, seeking revenge.  It is golden in color.

^ Give more ideas if you must, but I suggest more sensible ones.

Playable characters:
-Everyone on SP except Zombies and trolls:
-Me
-Bryan
-Sarah
-Ryan
-Kevin
-Bobby
-Malin
-Pablo
-Miguel
-Zeus
-Noah
-Illz
-Brandon
-Steve
-Drew
-Musti
-Chris (CR09)
-Chris *Totten
-Jordan
-Zach
-Robert
-Sean
-James
-Drew
-John
-Matt
-DJ

Pretty much anyone who is on the SP comic, if I'm missing any...


As for menu roles, let's just say only a few of us get one spot each in the menu screen:
-I host the black-market shop where I sell powerful weapons due to my superiority as a weapon's designer. < Most expensive/effective items for offense.
-Rocky hosts the training section, where he would ridicule you for failure.
-Zeus has hold of the stats and health shop, where he sells various items like the pikminizer, yoshi cookies, and stat boosters to prepare yourself on a journey.
-Malin/Sarah host the armor and clothing section, where to choose which outfit is best for you.
-John hosts a shrouded selection screen where you have to guess what is behind.

^ All ideas

Oh, and use attacks from 2100 of you must.  This game MUST be balanced at all costs.

[Shadow_SevenGunz]

-Teapot < Dunno, you tell me. I don't know this guy

He could poor hot tea on people..

either way he would be my fav. boss to beat the crap out of..

[rockinon]

-Rocky hosts the training section, where he would ridicule you for failure.

Or success.

[Shion]

This gane is pretty wierd.

Lol, a giant butt that shits out spam.

[Karoku (2100)©]

This gane is pretty wierd.

Lol, a giant butt that shits out spam.

Ahah it would.  Zman was once a troll here (and now he's gone, thank god), before you came along.  He kept threatening the women with rape and sex messages, spammed and crashed our server, and humiliated some of us despite our efforts in proving to Rocky he was a bad egg.  With the Hero Power Thread, we gave him his hero power once he struck up.  You see, since he was a jerk, we gave him the ability to turn into an ass (the actual body part) without control over it (permanently).  Now, he'll return in this wacky game as a level boss, being the giant ass he is, and of course his weapon of choice, spam.

[yoshicookiezeus]

I still think that the Brawl Central Colossus should look like Final Destination and not be defeatable without the help of items.

[Shion]

Wow...

He crashed the server??

[SuperLuigiGalaxy]

I dont think he crashed the server it just crashed at a convienent time so everyone blamed him 
The kid got 500 post in 2 days though and NO one liked that

[Shion]

Spam master.

Post 5 words and try to not DP in any thread.

Hey, YOU'RE ON SLG!!

[SuperLuigiGalaxy]

Spam master.

Post 5 words and try to not DP in any thread.

Hey, YOU'RE ON SLG!!

cmon i just woke up 

[Shion]

rly?

Where do ya live?

[SuperLuigiGalaxy]

east coast
Its summer and i like to sleep in

[B-Bot]

Someone please make this game a reality! I could use gangsta powers i.e. my nine

[BewareOfUmbrella]

Y'all want a Teapot boss?  Here's how I'd do it.
Have you by any chance played Castlevania: Symphony of the Night?  It's an inspiration for my idea.
First, the way Symphony of the Night did my idea:
The false "final battle" is with Richter Belmont, a vampire slayer who has apparently gone nuts.  You kill him, and you get a weak victory screen and wonder why you didn't get a chance to fight Dracula.  Unless you pick up a certain holy artifact, which allows you to see and kill the creature posessing Richter, opening the other half of the game.
Anyways, Teapot had two accounts, Rapid and Teapot.  Teapot was the uber-troll, Rapid was his happy-go-lucky mask
So, for the false boss battle, you'd be fighting alongside Rapid, whose attacks would do little to no damage against Teapot.  And Teapot would only be interested in killing you and ignore Rapid.  Killing Teapot would be literally impossible, but if you investigated enough seeking a weapon to send Teapot to the void, you'd discover the truth and the battle would be against a grotesque, but killable hybrid, Rapid-Teapot.

-Rocky hosts the training section, where he would ridicule you for failure.

Or success.

Amen . And always punctuated in the proper manner , of course .

[Eli]

You did'nt add me to the list!I oughta!oh,nvm....