* BLACK DIAMOND laughs at this release date .
* Chadders chases Bryan down and picks him up by the scruff of the neckDo you find something comical about my appearance when I'm waiting for my copy of Brawl?
Everyone has to wait for games, even Europeans.
This is the earliest copy of Brawl that I could afford. Am I therefore to be made the subject of fun?
Would YOU like it if people made fun of you? Well why don't we see!
* Chadders pulls Bryan's trousers down and makes him march in front of his VW beetle.
Hey everybody! It's that kid who likes to laugh at people! Let's laugh at him!
* Everyone else goes "Haw haw!" at Bryan
Now
wave to the people! Blow them kisses!
* Bryan breaks down and cries as he shuffles along the road.

