Which is exactly why you can't make tiers and they aren't real.
Yup.
Tiers are for people who want to make an
exclusive 'club' - for example "If ya want teh beh a parta our group ya gotta follew our rulez blud!".
Smash Bros. Brawl has been designed to be an
inclusive game - the random acts of Pokemon on Spear Pillar and the odd Bob-omb wandering into your backside are designed to even the playing field between advanced players and newbies.
I like seeing the underdog get a lucky punch every now and then - the entire Smash series has been geared toward giving the newbie a chance at scoring the odd lucky win.
I don't have a problem with this - people who are not prepared to lose or give the newbie a chance are no fun and deserve to be branded with the symbols TR4Q.
I am increasingly of the opinion that people who believe in tiers have no sense of humour OR humility (being able to see the funny side in losing a bout).
As Captain Falcon would say; "Real men use items - AND WEAR PINK!" - SO THERE!